forever it's girls' generation

i have to tell you something. if you pour water into a hole of dirt and put grass in it and mix it around it makes something. Its called potion

I’m sorry but if someone called me “my love” while holding a knife to my neck I’d simply pass out or marry them…there’s no in between

i’m okay with fictional men becoming unhinged over the loves of their lives actually 

my client just said "there's bigger fish to fight" which is objectively a much better idiom

I originally thought those were supposed to be mushrooms, implying that this cat is moldy

i'm happy y'all made fan art of my cat. i tried to show her and she just rubbed her face on my phone

Its good

the post about fanfic writers updating despite wild life circumstances is funny and great, but to all the slow writers, the writers who can’t focus when life is happening a lot, or who simply like taking time off from writing: you’re doing amazing, fandom is not an obligation, and there are many people who prefer short fics, or who read slowly and are in no rush for updates.

the absolute indignity and outrage on this bird's face. It reminds me, very specifically, of the look my teacher gave me when I found a little garter snake in the coat closet, held it up and asked, "Did anyone lose their snake" while the rest of the fifth grade class lost their collective shit, except for the very sheepish boy who had, in fact, lost his snake. But this is the exact expression the teacher had. The "Are you fucking kidding me, why is my life like this" expression.

ancient greek word of the day: αἰγίλιψ, “devoid of goats; hence, incredibly steep, to the point that not even goats can climb it”

goatforsaken

Embrace the power of “Y’know what? Fuck this” and see how it can improve your life

Also especially in an era of microtransactions and psychological tricks to keep you addicted, it’s good for both your mental health and your wallet to regularly check in with yourself on whether you are really still enjoying a game. Be careful of sunk cost fallacies.