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I just want a brain that fucking works

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reminder that anakin skywalker canonically coined the term transgender in star wars and grand moff tarkin was sleeping with a male stormtrooper who would put on a hick accent whenever they hooked up. happy pride I guess.
not sure what it says about me that I know chapter and verse of the gay stormtrooper, but this makes the invention of the word transgender even more baffling. is it a goncharov cleverly disguised by being next to a canon thing that nevertheless looks insane? or is it real and I missed it? please inform me
100% canon
thank you, this improved my day by 140%
I’m starting a collection
You see puzzling stuff on Kamino
Cadet balancing on ori'vod like a snack cake 🤣

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okay say what you will about Owen Lars (bc I know no one is talking smack about Saint and Saviour Beru Lars), but that 'Anakin was a smuggler' line is genius.
Like, Luke your father was a drug smuggler and so we don't talk about him. Your father was a drug runner and he crossed the line from Good Person to criminal and drug peddler and brought shame on our family. Luke, your father was a drug dealer and he was involved in shady things and it really hasn't been that long and people are probably after him to this day and we have to keep our heads down and stay safe. Luke, your father made it so that we have to pay the consequences of his actions. Made it so that you, Luke Skywalker, can't sing with the stars that call your name because of what he did whilst racing among them.
Luke, your father was a bad man who did bad things, but they were choices, and you can make different ones. You share his last name but you don't share his greed. Luke, addiction is genetic but your father wasn't a drug addict. He was a drug smuggler. He chose to became part of a system that exploits pain and fear, but his decision isn't running through your bones. Luke, you're kind and good and have reached nineteen, on a planet made to break things, whole and gentle.
Luke, my love, you're better than him.
Image description: It's a drawing of Aayla Secura and Quinlan Vos from Star Wars. They're both very young, with Aayla being a toddler. Quinlan is lifting the long sleeve of his robe to show Aayla hiding inside it. Quinlan is grinning affectionately while Aayla seems to be laughing nervously. The prompt of this drawing was to draw Aayla trying to convince her future teacher to take her with him on a mission. End of description.
Clingy Maul :3c
The Gang à la Jude Watson era padawans! This was by far the crowd favorite at the @legacy-expo last year <3
oh my babies! this is so cute <3 <3
i do think it’s funny when you’ve been into a thing long enough that you’ve done all the serious analysis you can do so now you’re mostly just thinking up looney tunes scenarios to put the characters in
looney tunes scenarios which are most importantly still impeccably in-character because of all the aforementioned serious analysis

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god but imagine being the day manager of that mustafarian lava factory. walk into work one day your computers are all fucked up, half of your rig is gone and one room is just full of dead bodies
#and then darth vader starts building a house there (via @ozvezdja)
and then darth vader starts building a house there!!
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Imagine if Luke found out about The Path. Eventually tracks it down and is excited to meet other Jedi.
Then the few older ones choke up a little because Anakin had kids. He had kids and they were safe.
But then he meets Quinlan. And Quinlan just breaks down. Because Anakin was basically his nephew. The little twerp that pestered him into helping him prank Obi-Wan had kids. He figured something was up between him and Padmé but KIDS!
Then Luke mentions Obi-Wan and Quinlan breaks down all over again. “What do you mean he was alive 4 years ago?” Totally spiraling because Obi-Wan was alive up until 4 years ago. They could have seen each other. But they didn’t.. and Quinlan is mourning all over again.
Quinlan doesn’t give a Kriff about Yoda’s death. “The green goblin was old as dirt. Was gonna happen sooner rather than later.”
Ahsoka: Believe it or not, I actually used to be Darth Vader’s apprentice.
Hera: Got any embarrassing stories?
Ahsoka: Yeah, he’s an idiot.
obi wan does NOT know how to sit in a chair normally
the council has concluded it is a scientific impossibility

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@codywanweek Day 2: Cody with a lightsaber
(obi-wan gets the lightsaber back but cody kisses him into dropping it again 😔)
anakin: Hold on, I can explain!
obi-wan: Really? Can you now?
anakin: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.