See ya later, Spaceman

height check. how tall are you people in my phone

Just so you all know, my tumblr glitched egregiously so now every time someone reblogs this from me, tumblr takes me off of my dashboard or search results and forces me to see this post again

WHY DID SOMEONE ADD AN INCINERATOR ????

I STILL HAVE TO SEE THIS BTW. ITS BEEN YEARS.

And you will see it again.

whatever. go my scallops

last night I had the experience of "referencing a tumblr post that you think is widely known but turns out to not be as widely known as you thought it was" last night and it was this post. whatever. go my scallops

how did they not fucking account for this. sorry but this is really really stupid

this is so funny.

being a whale breaching must feel so funny it's like let me yeet my body into the weird vacuum that hates me and wants to throw me right back. for fun

the mammalian experience of spending a lot of time frolicking in a body of water but when it's time to get out your body has gotten used to the sweet and gentle cradle of buoyancy so you feel all nine point eight meters per second of earth's gravity at once. sorry i dont know why that sounded horny this is about the umwelt of whales

*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

41º43'32”N, 49º56'49”W

THE TITANIC?????

I know you're down there

autism is so cool man. i can say something innocuous and completely true at work, like 'mackerel is a top tier fish', and people get giggly and tell me I'm so funny. what's funny about a nice firm fish with a subtle, almost earthy flavor? not sure. but people are offering me other objects and I can tell them if they're top tier or not. very fun.

World Heritage Post

eeby deeby... i haven't heard that name in years...