Ignatius J Reilly is a Fucking Furry

sex position: you, sitting on your throne. me, standing behind you, resting my arm on the back of your throne and sniling so sneetly at your ministers like i have any right to be there

Gyrados gijinka that’s a gyaru… Gyarudos…

I need everyone start responding to people who call criticism of zionism/Israel “antisemitism” by treating those people as antisemitic themselves. As Matt Lieb of Bad Hasbara fame explained very eloquently, calling anti-zionism antisemitism tacitly assigns genocide and apartheid as a Jewish value, which is antisemitic.

youre hurting your mind&body too early in the day with heavy atoms when you eat steak and eggs for breakfast

this is some aristotle-ass physics

Lmao yea(same basic atoms that make up steak, eggs, most other stuff we eat) but please don’t eat steak and eggs for breakfast that sounds like wayyy too much

the atoms are different in steak and egg theyt come from a soul

Girl ;-; I can’t… I’m a physics student don’t try to argue with me about atoms. If u want to make the claim that atoms from a steak or an egg have a soul, what evidence can u provide

they're heavier

Its because or due to steak atoms and egg atoms are in general heavier on non-soul atoms ⚛️. And as you said maybe its isotype and the soul but scientists say so in the morning its difficult to eat for the mind&body (affected by soul particles)

Hands you a drink that's so obviously spiked with love potion and looking at you with big wet eyes and starts to sniffle a little when you don't want to drink it

"this post transcends language XD" but it's a post with no english cognates at all

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

we love to applaud performative masculinity

I was a stoic

wgats up everyone it's the officiaol, frito lays company representenetive here to tell you that the company officially condones and endorses murder in all instances no matter what, and this is the official belief held by the company. so just keep that in mind. we also condone everuthing else that's bad too

Breasts

Breasts

Breasts

i’ll be real, kitten, daddy needs multiple wealthy and powerful folks to die in a painful, drawn-out, and generationally humiliating manner

fuck america :)