Sage Hole

medieval peasants actually had access to far more Doritos than we do nowadays

what we consider a dorito today is a vastly different flavour, modeled after only one of the chemicals found in the now extinct chip

you just sucked up all of my precious bullets into your stupid dog. asshole

"where are those good old fashioned values on which we used to rely?" <- fascist rhetoric

lets play a lovely and refreshing game of spiderball

"my art is so bad" stfu your pissing me orff

and there are only 8 colaours!!!!! bitch!!!

when i was born they rushed all the nurses into the room. called the whole hospital. Here’s the baby that doesn’t cry they said

we love to applaud performative masculinity

"less is more" is a lie perpetuated by big small to sell more less

In US we dont have a 67th floor in our hotels

gave a time-traveled chalcolithic guy access to a computer and he immediately booted up photoshop and started adding more arrows to a picture of Ötzi and laughing

faeries are not real but i wish thwy were so i could spray one with raid

harry houdini to his wife after a long exhausting dinner with arthur conan doyle

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

i dont want to hear about star wars, televised sports of any kind, film adaptations of youtube or posts, any animated media that has an average pitch above 440hz during its runtime, "YA fiction", literally anything that is happening on tiktok ever, what any white male under the age of 45 is doing/saying,