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i think Shane is the dad who treats his kid like pizza dough. Just flipping them all around, tossing them into a pool like a beach ball. Carrying them around by their ankles. And the kid fucking loves it. Like βdaddy do the thingβ and Shane is like :) and then lays down on his back, sets the kid on the soles of his feet and then launches them 10 feet towards the couch.
And it makes ilya so fucking nervous. βGospodi Shanya be careful! You are trying to kill me. You want me to have heart attack.β
baby Ilyaβs tiny angry Russian ranting when Irina wonβt let him stay on the ice and his cheeks are all bright pink and his little nose is wet and heβs plopping down onto the ice and crossing his arms and yelling NYET NYET NYET.
Across the ocean at the exact same time, the exact same thing is happening to a very exhausted Yuna Hollander.
i just HAD to draw this
Oh shit wait ok
So one year for charity different pro athletes get asked to participate in a live game based on one of those βhow well do you know your partnerβ games but instead itβs βhow well do you know your rivalβ and participating means you get to raise money for a charity of your choice and obviously Shane and Ilya want to promote the Irina Project so they agree and go up against other current famous rivals from other sports
And Shane and Ilya discuss ahead of time that obviously theyβll have to just play things off as they usually do, light hearted chirps back and forth and what not, βwinningβ is just for the show and wonβt impact how much money gets made for their charity so it doesnβt matter. Except then they get there and become overtaken by the need to Win and Be the Best and they are the best. So without needing to discuss changing the plan, as soon as the questions start they lock in and decide that actually they have to demolish everyone else
The other rivals are laughing and making jokes at the questions but Shane and Ilya are deadly serious and the host starts to get a little weirded out by the fact that they actually know the answers and arenβt just saying things like βhow many goals last season? Probably one less than me hahaβ and actually have each others stats memorized
Because the audience is loving it they go to a lightning round thatβs just Shane and Ilya and itβs now the usual couple game questions and theyβre still getting them right because they can make excuses for knowing later, right now is about Winning
βWhat is Shaneβs favorite breakfast?β
βKale protein shake with a scoop of peanut butter and a handful of blueberries.β
βOk um, what is Ilyaβs favorite breakfast?β
βTwo sausage egg McMuffins with an extra slice of cheese and hashbrowns.β
βWhat is something on Shaneβs bucket list?β
βSleeping in one of those see through igloos under the northern lights.β
βWhat is something on Ilyaβs bucket list?β
βThat thing where you feed giraffes at a zoo.β
βOk last one. I think we all know Shaneβs answer is former paramour Rose Landry, but who do you think is the most famous person Rozanov has ever slept with is?β
*through teeth gritted so tight he is in danger of chipping one* βProbably a model. Or something.β
ββ¦ Yeah, letβs go with that.β
Years later when theyβre out Shane reshares the clip and the only non-PR approved thing he says on the matter is βIt was me, by the way. I am the most famous person Rozanov has ever slept with.β
Terrible Timing
@drarrymicrofic | wc: 330 | prompt: tremble
For three days, the Auror Office had been tearing London apart for Harryβs missing partner, and he had not slept a wink.Β
Now, Harry was at Malfoyβs side, blasting through the restraints. Malfoy slumped forward, and Harry caught him before he hit the floor.
βMalfoy,β Harry said, gathering his trembling body carefully into his arms. βMalfoy, look at me.β
Malfoyβs eyes opened, unfocused and dulled.
βPotter,β he rasped.
βIβm here. Helpβs coming.β
Malfoy blinked at him. βYou look dreadful.β
Harry let out something that was almost a laugh. βYouβve been tortured for three days and youβre insulting my appearance?β
βPriorities,β Malfoy whispered, closing his eyes.
βStay awake.β
βIβm trying. Donβt sound so bossy.β
Harry pressed his fingers to Malfoyβs throat. His pulse was there, fast and weak.
βSorry,β Harry said. βIβll ask nicely next time.β
βLiar.β
Harryβs hand shook where it held him. βYeah.β
Malfoy stared up at him, breathing shallowly. His whole body kept jerking in little aftershocks.
βI thought about you,β Malfoy said.
Harry swallowed. βWhat?β
βIβ.β Malfoyβs fingers twitched against Harryβs sleeve. βI imagined you, when the pain got too much.β
Malfoyβs eyes fluttered, and Harry tightened his arm around him.
βNo. Stay with me.β
βTrying,β Malfoy said again, irritated even now. βMerlin, Potter.β
βGood. Be annoyed. Thatβs good.β
Malfoy gave the smallest broken huff.Β
βThe thought of you kept me alive,β he continued. βWithout you, what do I live for?βΒ
βMalfoy.β
βI know. Terrible timing. Always had terrible timing.β
Harry stared at him. βAre you under Veritaserum?β
βYes, but that means you have to believe me.β
Harry brushed his fingers through Malfoyβs hair, matted and bloodied. βI do.β
βI want you,β Malfoy said bluntly. βThere. Bloody humiliating.β
βYou donβt have toββ
βI do have to. Thatβs rather the point of truth serum, Potter.βΒ
Harryβs vision blurred.
βJust believe me,β Malfoy whispered. βPlease.β
The door burst open. Voices filled the room as Aurors and Healers flooded in.Β
Harry held onto Malfoy until they made him let go.

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For @drarrymicrofic prompt: βBookβ wc 741
In the early days of their relationship, Draco had wondered about the little notebook Harry kept on his person.
It was a small thing, barely big enough to fit in the palm of his hand. Plain black leather. Muggle-made, with crisp white paper instead of the aged yellow of parchment.
Then, as the days bled into weeks and the weeks into months, Dracoβs curiosity only grew.
Harry rarely got it out in front of him, but when he did, he was always careful to angle it away, shielding the contents as he scribbled. Tiny little scratches of his hand, sharp and quick, so frantic that Draco often wondered how Harry managed to read his own writing afterwards.
On the morning of their first anniversary, Draco finally asked.
βWhat is that?β
Sleep-mussed and bleary-eyed, Harry took a moment to realise Draco was speaking to him.
βDarling?β
βHuh?β Harry looked up, blinking once.
He looked adorable like this. Curled up in the corner of the sofa, wearing the ratty grey joggers Draco claimed to hate but, in truth, didnβt. Bare-chested because, apparently, Harry was allergic to clothing on Sunday mornings.
Draco didnβt hate that either.
In his lap was the notebook, perched precariously on his thigh. In one hand, a Muggle biro. In the other, his coffee.
βWhat is that little thing youβre always writing in?β Draco asked, curling up beside him.
The smile Harry gave him was coy and lopsided, a flush of pink spreading across his cheeks. He cleared his throat, set his coffee down, and leaned forward until there was barely an inch between them.
βA present,β Harry explained, his voice a whisper.
Puzzled, Draco tilted his head. βA present?β
It took Harry a moment to respond. βYes. For you.β
Then it took Draco a moment to hear the words properly.
βFor me?β
And another for Harry to offer the book over.
Carefully, tentatively, he held it out.
Confused, nervous, and a little bit excited, Draco accepted it. Harryβs eyes remained fixed on him as he opened it to the first page.
365 Reasons Why I Love Draco Fucking Malfoy
βI started this the moment you said yes to a date. Three hundred and sixty-five days ago,β Harry explained. βI knew then that I wanted a million plus one days with you. Three hundred and sixty-five reasons are simply not enough to even begin to explain why I love you.β
With shaking hands, Draco flipped through the pages, and with each turn, he felt his heart grow larger and larger until it threatened to tip over and spill out of him entirely.
#16 β Owled me just to say hello.
#45 β Remembered Hermioneβs favourite wine and brought it round for dinner because he knew Iβd forget.
#51 β Bought me a limited-edition Puddlemere jersey for my birthday. How he did that, I donβt know. They were sold out everywhere.
#96 β Took Teddy to his Junior Quidditch club when I couldnβt get out of work.
#148 β Brewed me Pepper-Up Potion when I caught a cold.
#193 β Booked us a surprise weekend trip to France. He wants to introduce me formally to his mum.
#228 β Saved Christmas dinner when Molly burnt the turkey by Apparating home to get the one heβd saved for our Boxing Day meal.
#274 β Ate my arse out for a solid forty-five minutes until I was a whimpering, fucking mess before shagging me something rotten.
#319 β Took Ron to St Mungoβs when he fell off his broom like the idiot he is.
#339 β Agreed to move in with me.
#365 β Said yes.
Tears fell freely, but Draco didnβt care. He wiped them away, stomach in knots, heart lodged somewhere in his throat.
Three hundred and sixty-five reasons why Harry loved him sat in the palm of his hand.
He looked at the last page again.
βSaid yes?β he asked.
Harry nodded, his own eyes welling. With a shaky breath, he said, βWill you marry me?β
The question landed hard and firm between them, and Draco knew he would need three hundred and sixty-five ways to say yes.
He started with the simplest one.
With a teary chuckle, he noddedβresolute.
βYes. Merlin, yes.β
From the pocket of his joggers, Harry pulled out a small box and opened it.
Inside, nestled in the velvet cushion, was a silver ring.
βThank God,β Harry breathed. βI bought this three hundred and sixty-five days ago, and I donβt think I could return it now.β
Self-delusion (Prompt: ball)
@drarrymicrofic - 171 words
The Bludger hits Harry right in the back of his head. He couldn't see it, the way it went, and the stupid twins were too slow. He goes down like a stone, the broom flailing after him pointlessly. Just a second, and he will hit the ground, and Draco will win this game. There is no other option. No other seeker would come close.
Just now he couldn't care less. He can literally see the Snitch, and he couldn't give less of a damn. If Harry's impact hurts him, kills him, even, what is the victory worth then? No one will call it worthy, no one will celebrate him.
Draco ignores the little winged ball and dives down instead. Just in time, just in time, catching a breathing, invaluable thing, more important than victory.
If he can beat Ginny Weasley who'll take up for Harry afterwards, all the better. He never liked her anyway. All over the guy, with her hero-worship. Really... the oh so great saviour should have better taste.
It's my 1 year anniversary on Tumblr omg!!!
Shane & Ilya hanging out with Skip for unspecified reasons and the first time Kip teasingly says βgirl!β to him about something, Shane just makes this face
I can't sleep so I'm sat here watching Gogglebox in my bed and contemplating life.
Just kidding I'm not contemplating anything.
Only the fact that I can't find any fics on a03 with the things that i want to read so I'm really bored π
I've already read so many one-shots on a03 there is literally nothing left. And I really can't be bothered with wattpad cuz I like the a03 search history.
55 days till my holiday π
Can't wait!!!
Also going on a trip with school in like five days I think going to see blood brothers in a theatre. I have a friend going with me so I won't be bored if it is cheeks. But the thing is I have to still go to school until like half twelve I think then I'll probably come back at six cuz it's like an hour away. If I'm not allowed my phone I'm finna tweak but my school is really strict in rules.
Anyways lowkey just ignore this I was just bored and just wanted to yap

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OMG OMG OMG IT'S HAPPENING!!
Trust I WILL be playing this game as soon as i get home from school tomorrow DESPITE the revision I have to do. SO PEAK!!
Shane walks into the kitchen one day to find Ilya crying in front of a pot of stew. At first Ilya tries to dry his eyes and tell Shane he's fine. But when Shane pushes a bit more, he admits that he's trying to make a dish he remembers from his childhood, but he can't get it to taste like it used to. And it's not like he's ever going to be able to get the recipe from his mom, so he's just having a bit of a crisis about it. And Shane just holds him while Ilya cries it out and apologises for crying, but all the while Shane is plotting.
Shane starts collecting recipes - as many versions of the same recipe as he can. The next time Ilya goes out for a brand deal or press thing, and Shane's alone at home for the day, he takes the opportunity to meticulously print out cards with the recipes on them so he can keep track, borrows every pot and pan he can from his parents, the neighbours, his teammates, whoever, and starts making all the different recipes, labelling them as he goes.
That evening when Ilya gets home to the overwhelming smell of cooking and sees Shane surrounded by what looks like every pot in Ottawa, he first thinks Shane's had a bit of a mental breakdown. But then he sees the recipe cards and realises what Shane's been making.
"I know we might not find the exact same one, but I thought if we tried a bunch of different ones, you could at least find the one that's the closest."
It's so Shane. Who else would think to make what feels like a hundred pots of the same stew in one day in the hopes that just one of them would help give Ilya a little taste of home?
And Ilya falls in love with his beautiful, thoughtful, wonderful husband all over again.
Heated Rivalry AU where the relationship reveal happens because David Hollander's phone gets hacked and approximately 5,000 pictures and videos of Shane and Ilya being cute (both together and individually) get dumped onto the internet.
No accusations can be made about them throwing games for each other, because there are several videos of them being super competitive about absolutely nothing. For example, one of the dumped files is a video of the two playing Monopoly (filmed discretely from a hallway). They look about ready to murder each other. And then, off-screen, Yuna's voice - in a Mom Voice TM, of course - calls, "Boys, you better not be doing what I think you are!"
Ilya says, "Nyet, Mama," at the same time Shane says "No, Mom!" And in perfect sync they hide evidence of the game, not a single movement between them wasted.
There's also a video of them trash talking each other for being slow as they race to put away the most clean dishes from the dishwasher.
It's a whole genre. Play-fighting as they bring out a measuring tape to literally measure who shoveled the most snow from the driveway, bringing up hockey stats as they argue over who deserves to hold the tv remote, etc.
And, of course, Ilya isn't upset at David for the whole incident. Ilya is crying, though, because it's clear from looking through the photos how much David absolutely loves Ilya. It's so apparent through the captured moments how much David adores his second son.
"I will probably post more because it's my winter break." She said...
Anywayss guys... HELLO!!
I'm just watching Red, White and Royal Blue now and TELL ME WHY I never noticed this? In the scene where Alex and Henry are in the V&A and walking around the statues, Henry is telling Alex that he always dreamed of taking the person he loved there.
IT'S A VOICE OVER?
I always thought that he was actually saying it until I watched it today OMG.
Also just got to Alex's speech... Fetch me the tissues guys π
Thanks for taking the time to read this pointless rant I wrote instead of watching revision videos!!
Merry Christmas!! || Drarry!!
"So... Who is that?" Draco leans in and whispers in Harry's ear. Harry looks back at Draco then in front of him, a few kids grouped around a man in a red suit and a beard. In that selection you can see Albus and Scorpius intriguingly talking to each other.
"Santa." Harry replies calmly, keeping an eye on both children cautiously. Just in case Draco isn't. Although with Scorpius' bright hair he isn't hard to miss, it's Albus that blends in with Harry's genes rather than Ginny's.
"Ah, Father Christmas?" Draco says with semi understanding. His family never really had a big Christmas ceremony so it's all still new to him, they only really held scandalous balls with no significance. "What, is he going to do something or...? He's just getting the children on his lap."
"No, no it's a muggle Santa. That's what they do." Harry laughs softly, wrapping his tan fingers around his husband's hand. "Hey look, it's their turn now." Harry walks forward but Draco doesn't, Harry turns back confused.
Draco smiles in return. "Yeah, come on let's go."

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Hello everybody!! It's nearly Christmas time!! I have made another OC as part of my Hogwarts Legacy ones (earlier post)!!
In all fairness, I did plan this like four weeks ago maybe but I had to focus on school work (unfortunately).
But I probably will be posting more that it's my winter break, Yippiee!!
Anyway, I hope you all have a very happy Christmas and if I don't post in a while a happy new year!!
BOOST: What are you hoping to get for Christmas?
| Drarry oneshot/wip!! / Word Count: 240 |
Draco has just been lazily looking over patient files and decides to take a walk around the house. His and Harry's house. Grimmauld Place. He's not seen his husband in a while, he's not in the kitchen nor the room that houses the black family tree. His usual Stomping Grounds. Draco thinks, he really thinks ; but then it clicks.
Draco wanders over to the storage cupboard, the one him and Harry found only a few months ago. He knocks on the door, the sound echoes in the empty townhouse. Anticipated, Draco twists the doorknob and gets met with harry sat down with his head buried in his knees. Draco crouches down to Harry's level, putting a hand on his upper arm.
"Hey love, are you doing okay?"
Harry's head lifts, wiping his eyes with his free arm. He nods unhappily, his eyes getting lost in the silver-eyed blonde.
"Yeah, I'm just... thinking." The boy admits.
Draco forms a sympathetic smile, rubbing his husband's arm up and down. He can form an idea why he is in a cupboard, of course he can, but he knows they can talk later.
"What about I make us a cup of tea each?" Draco negotiates subtly, not wanting to push.
Harry smiles and nods again. "Yeah, thanks." He says before watching Draco retreat down to the kitchen, leaving him to gather his thoughts. Shortly after, Harry follows Draco's path down to the kitchen.
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