For @drarrymicrofic prompt: “Letter 2” wc 800 // thank you @jungeatheart for your help
1.1.2005
Malfoy,
Robards tells me you’re joining the Auror Office.
France got boring?
Wanted to reach out before you start. Maybe we could find some time to clear the air? Grab a drink?
H.
4.1.2005
H,
Really? Just H? Am I not worthy of the additional four letters that spell out your name?
I would rather shove the Sword of Gryffindor up my arse than get a drink with you.
Draco Lucius Malfoy
10.1.2005
Malfoy,
I’m happy to ask Neville if he’d be prepared to loan the sword, if you’re keen.
Hope your first day went well.
Harry James Potter.
22.3.2005
Potter,
I suppose thanks are in order. I heard you stuck up for me with Watson. You didn’t need to.
Draco Lucius Malfoy.
24.3.2005
Malfoy,
Watson’s a dick. Don’t let him get to you.
Well done on the Troll case.
We’re going to the pub on Friday. You in?
Harry James Potter.
24.3.2005
Potter,
No.
Draco Lucius Malfoy.
12.4.2005
Potter,
Societal expectations dictate that when a colleague is going through a difficult time, one must offer a sympathetic word.
Bad luck on the redhead. At least you’re now free to seed your field—or whatever agricultural metaphor Muggles favour.
Draco Lucius Malfoy.
15.4.2005
Malfoy,
It’s sow your wild oats.
Not that it matters. Ginny and I weren’t together. It was a cover. We’re both gay as fuck and didn’t want it impacting our careers. We thought it would.
Thanks for reaching out.
It’s Robards’ birthday Sunday, so we’re heading to the pub tonight. Open invite.
Harry James Potter.
16.4.2005
Malfoy,
You missed out on a good night.
Harry James Potter.
17.4.2005
Malfoy,
Or are you just homophobic?
Harry James Potter.
19.4.2005
Potter,
Clearly, you are a defective gay if you’ve failed to recognise I’m about as queer as the sun is yellow.
I’ve simply opted to ignore your persistent requests for drinks.
Now, can you please send over the report for the Niffler case? I put the request in two days ago, and you’re starting to piss me off.
Draco Lucius Malfoy.
29.8.2005
Malfoy,
Sorry to hear about your father.
Hope you’re doing alright.
Harry James Potter.
29.8.2005
Potter,
You’re not sorry. Neither am I.
Enclosed: a sickle. Have a drink on me. Because I fucking am.
D.
04.11.2005
Potter,
Been on field duty for three weeks and come back to find out you’ve acquired a fully-fledged boyfriend?
Have to ask if you’re okay.
Smith.
Really?
Draco Lucius Malfoy.
04.11.2005
Malfoy,
I went on one fucking date because he wouldn’t stop asking. Now he’s picking out wedding linens.
What are wedding linens?
Harry James Potter.
04.11.2005
Potter,
Sorry, but this is hilarious.
I’m actually crying. Robards sent me home. I’ve claimed exhaustion due to emotional instability.
You’re such a twat.
Draco Lucius Malfoy.
23.12.2005
Potter,
Did you really send my mother a Christmas card?
Draco Lucius Malfoy.
P.S. Where’s mine?
24.12.2005
Malfoy,
I only send cards to people who either
a) Saved my life or
b) Have a drink with me at the pub.
No, you can’t use the Manor lie because I saved you from Fiendfyre. We’re even.
Harry James Potter
29.12.2005
Malfoy,
Enjoy the bastard card enclosed. Your stupid puppy-dog eyes at work were sickening.
I expect a drink.
We’re going out on NYE. A bunch of us from work. I’m not taking no for an answer.
Harry James Potter.
31.12.2005
Potter,
Suck my dick.
Draco Lucius Malfoy.
31.12.2005
Totaly wolud if u gave me a chanc.
Hapy New Yr.
HJPotter <3
01.01.2006
Malfoy,
Something tells me I embarrassed myself on NYE?
My owl came back this morning, and the last letter I received was from you. Did I write you something?
Harry James Potter.
02.01.2006
Potter,
Pure blackmail material.
How about I show you on Friday?
One-time offer.
Leaky Cauldron—8 pm.
Draco Lucius Malfoy.
14.05.2006
Draco,
Sorry, I had to dip early this morning. You look beautiful when you’re sleeping. Might be the lack of talking.
See you tonight.
Harry James Potter
X
09.09.2006
Harry,
I’ve thought about it. I’ll move in.
I didn’t mean to react so negatively. But come on—I was balls deep when you asked.
I’ll pop over tomorrow, and we can discuss the details.
Draco Lucius Malfoy
XXX
19.11.2006
Draco,
You said I was moving quickly when I asked you to move in—and then you go and propose?
What a way to make a bloke feel special. Running off before I can answer.
Get home and do it properly. I’m not answering until you’re on one knee.
Yours,
The future Harry James Potter-Malfoy
XXX
24.12.2012
Love,
Don’t forget the milk.
Scorpius is adamant that we leave a full pint out for Santa. He says you promised him.
Such a bizarre Muggle tradition you’ve brought into our house.
Draco Lucius Potter-Malfoy
XXX














