@craftykit1

wellsy wellsy wellsy, looks likes yous alls in needs of my... "expertise" again huh?

well lucky fer yous, i've been keeping my ear to the ground, and i been hearing some interesting stuff around the ol "gentlemen's establishments" (dos guys der ain't gentlemen, lemme tell yas that)

so yous wannas share dem miis of yers huh, and maybe yous wanna download some of dem hot slices of premade miis yous been eyeing fer yer DICK CITY huh?

Well the BIG MAN, he ain't havin it

yeah dats right, "online play is not supported", or as the french say: "fuck yous". Yous gotta be within spittin distance of someone if yous wanna swap miis

But dat Big Man? The fella callin all da shots?

He only thinks about keepin his ass squeaky clean just enough not ta stink, so he don't attract the pigs. Dat means he don't scrub every nook and cranny if youz get watta i'm sayin

So lets get down to business: all yous needs is the demos to tomodachi and to miitopia, no full game purchases needed

if yous never played miitopia, well i ain't gonna sit here and explain all that, go down to yer local library and look up how downloadin and sharing miis works with all that, capeesh?

so yous wanna get into dis here menu and pick the lil so and so yous wanna import right? save that lil squirt to yer Switch

now open up dat tomodachi life demo and give 'em the biz

now lookit dat, pretty as a picture huh? all safe and sound in one piece right?

now don't get all worked up, but theres a uh... theres a... uh

wadda ya call it? uh one ah dem uh...

"provisos"

So lets take the Big Man here, lets say yous wanna bring him along with that cute lil dame yous just imported right?

well tough cookies pal, all that ballyhoo ain't goin with him. All dats locked to da miitopia. yous get the cake but not the frosting, get it?

all rights, dat about covers it, don't say i never did nothing f-

what da fuck is going on with my shadow der

Reference (from gimme that candyfloss by arsonide on ao3)