Lurker de Lima

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

i dont mean to victim blame but why do these vampires keep talking to daniel molloy when they know he's daniel molloy

This is and always will be my favorite Tumblr post of all time.

shane is stepping into the shower and not even a full minute later ilya is right behind him and shane’s like “you know we can shower separately?” and ilya just goes “ah no we can’t we’re married” and shane laughs and says “ilya not all married couples shower together” and ilya’s like “they should it’s the law” and shane’s like “what law?” and ilya goes “marital law” and shane says cackling “there’s no such thing” and ilya just says shrugging “there’s and you’re not allowed to shower by yourself you need me to wash your hair and your body” and shane’s like “this is just an excuse to touch me naked” and ilya grins and goes “no it’s the marital law” and shane just shakes his head laughing because his husband is absolutely ridiculous and he loves him so much

Something so funny about rereading one's own unfinished fics. Like wow this is pretty good! Almost as if it was written exactly according to what I personally like in fact! Someone should finish it!

Happy Anniversary Hollanov, and best of luck to Shane’s hole for the next 24 hours

Drunk Ilya not leaving the bar bc Shane hasn’t given him enough kisses :{ cannot leave Hollander until you meet the minimum number of kisses. Okay, Ilya. How many kisses is that. Ilya, big glassy eyes. 500,000.

Hayden explaining his theory about why Shane won’t bring Boston Lily around to JJ: I think she has ocd or something, Shane always takes the LONGEST showers in Boston before he goes to see her

Obsessed with how some people get so attached to their own headcanons that they get mad when they see a character presented as they are in canon

i think we should add media literacy to the water supply

Idea of kitties so mazing

Youre Little Friend With The Ears