Fat bitches frotting

because fat bitches are Fri to Lay down and frot with me

inheriting the Evangelion mechanic of "the mechs are as big as the scene needs them to be for them to be Epic"

HLVRAI LIVE IN PERSON! And its just a soldout theatre of people watching wayne in a VR headset talk to himself with no screen to show us what he’s seeing and no speakers so we dont know what he’s hearing.

can office au lena send me some of her steady paycheck money to buy me like a model plane kit or something? i wanna take up a new hobby. if not that then at least a footjob with the tights on.

makes a really complicated drink order to piss off coffee shop au lena (im the bratty neet au(new type of fanfic au im inventing))

i dont know any other aus because i dont like fanfiction. there are only three lenas.

mostly i just wanted the footjob tbh

"Today is going to be a great day," I say to myself, the monkey's paw coming to life and jacking me off so, so sweet,

She took my fucking mind palace, I'm thinking out of my mind car now.

do u think ragatha fucks like a plushie or like a beanbag

two things which famously do not fuck

what you don't know could fill a library

Nobody calls each other “terminally online” anymore. I think that’s because everyone is terminally online now. Jobless too. And ugly as fuck. Stains all over our shirts. Stupid as well

THE HUNGRY JOKER: it's simple. we Grill the batman

when the chips are down... mmm... chips...

HUSTLER JOKER: it's about the money

But like, what films is she talking about

Psycho (1960) & The Silence of the Lambs (1991)

Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Dressed to Kill, Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, this list is so much longer than you think it is no matter how long you think it is.