bruh

@nicobear

Sonic fandub Dark Story (moon gets pissed on)

doctor who (moons an egg and it hatches)

Prey: Mooncrash (Moon is haunted by shape-shifting alien psychic sharks. Also it's a time loop. Everybody dies).

fear and hunger: termina (moon is a dead god. and is creepy.)

ok ko: moon blown up as romantic gesture

Final fantasy 14: moon actually not moon, is jail cell/space ship. The other moon also wasn’t a moon it was an egg.

Final fantasy 8: moon's haunted. Drops monsters on the earth every so often. Nothing forecasts this it just happens and everybody goes "oh yeah the moon thing again'

The Tick: Villain Chairface tries to laser his name into the moon but only gets the first 3 letters done

mtg (innistrad): the moon is both used as a container to imprison an eldritch ancient; the ritual imprisoned one of the plane's archangels; when released, the two entities end up fused together. while still inside the moon, its gravitational pull has the ancient's mutagenic aura, altering a variety of both terrain and life into disturbing monstrosities, up to and including fusing together things and living things... and entire towns

phineas and ferb: doctor doof blows up the moon in the shape of a heart as a token of love for his evil love and she dumps him later because she gets hit by his couplebrakeinator

I cannot believe a single person hasn’t mentioned the moon getting blown up in Dragonball

rwby: god of darkness says fuck all of you and blasts off the earth, hitting the moon and break it in thr process

the world is not scary plus im strong as hell

self-proclaimed body language "experts" are so frustratingly hilarious because they seem incapable of understanding that people can lie to you

Look at her. You know she’s getting dicked down by all of them and she loves it. I envy her. I want to run away with bikers and be passed around like that. Lana Del Rey’s Ride playing in my head. 🎶

this os what listening to Lana does to you

amongus

Diversity win!Hot girl is also a pretty boy!