Gibberishtic Axiomatic

people should be allowed to have low ambition, and also be able to feed a family on the salary of a cashier at a convenience store.

i dunno i feel like it's more complicated than that

in conversation about white people who go to Japan and expect their knowledge of anime to culturally carry them, I was once posed with “it’s like if there was a Japanese guy who was obsessed with spongebob and came over here and thought he could get by just communicating in spongebob quotes.” This is a false equivalence because if such a man existed we would crown him king. We’d love him. Americans would fucking love that. sometimes I get sad that this isn’t a real guy I can invite to a party.

Ok the last one got me laughing actually

pass this post GENTLY it’s a priceless relic of the First Age

its terrible for any number of reasons, but i think if we invent immortality there should be an extreme sport called civilizational speedrunning where teams of 20 go into the wilderness somewhere and try and be the fastest build the first internal combustion engine. i bet you could get it down to like 3 years tops

The real trick is to eat seed heavy food before the speedrun starts so your first poops are halfway to agriculture already

i want you on my team holy shit

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

If it's the snack chip he might just be corny.

Reblogging this for the third time in celebration of African World Heritage Day ✨🌍🪘

there's a special place in my heart for people who made an effort to be my friend regardless of how quiet or distant i can get at times

#'this is present in the text' is often a good first step #but those second and third ones (naming it; describing its function) are vital (via @elucubrare)

FUCK THAT'S THE WRONG IMAGE