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perhaps i am The Friend That’s Too Woke about this but it’s a little annoying when a canonically nonbinary character uses he/they or she/they and people use it as an excuse to refer to and treat them as like, basically indistinguishable from a binary cis person. they are still nonbinary!
characters like siffrin and zira and kirby and timekeeper are still nonbinary. this also happens to characters who use any/all pronouns like zooble and nights and vaarsuvius so like :/
I’ve been doing a lot of male anatomy studies and this was drawn before that. But I fixed it up a skosh to post because while I’m drowning in technical studies, I have so many fun ideas taking up my brain right now I couldn’t wait.
Lore incoming—
I have developed four separate AU’s for Ganondorf, each correlating with one of his 3D Zelda incarnations. The idea being what does someone with his core traits become in a world with no/almost no magic?
This one is Wind Waker Ganon as a chef/restaurant owner, perhaps the fluffiest and coziest of the AU’s. But it fit so well in my mind.
Ganon has a troubled past with unscrupulous employment, along with a history of heavyweight boxing; he was good at what he did, unquestionably, but it wore on him. Always another job, always another opponent, more money he could put away, always a reason to look over his shoulder. An endless, pointless endeavor just because he was good at it.
Something he always genuinely enjoyed, however, was cooking, and he never stopped honing that craft along with his other skills. Eventually, something happened that flipped a switch inside of him, and he disappeared to start a new life overseas and learning from culinary masters.
Now, he has established a highly rated restaurant on a well-visited island. As the owner he has to be present for plenty of front of house responsibilities, but he’s still very involved in all aspects— especially the menu. The kitchen is his happy place.
And while he may be somewhat terrifying in stature and skill to his employees, there is an earned respect. He accepts nothing but excellence from his staff and if anyone falls short of that he will be right there to push them into it (or kick them the fuck out, if they don’t possess the right attitude.)
If you’ve worked in restaurants you understand there is a specific breed of chefs that Ganondorf fits perfectly in with.
Fire in their blood, smoke fuming out of their nostrils, and a resilient will that seems to push forward out of spite for the very idea they should work less than 12 hours a day. Does he drink and smoke? Yes. But not as much as an ordinary chef might need to survive. His is a well-earned respite. And COULD he drink enough caffeine to kill three regular men daily? Yes, but his love for the fruition of his dream is more than enough.
He’s strong in spirit, refined in age and experience, as formidable with his fists as he is with a Wüsthof, and perhaps softened by finally realizing a dream that seemed out of reach for so long. He fought for many years and worked so hard for something that ultimately ended up to be meaningless. Now he has something that matters— his own version of peace.
And woe is the old opponent or past employee that might think to scuff up the doorstep of his motherfucking kitchen.
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"it would be so good if it was good" will haunt you but "it's extremely good, except for the one or two parts which are so bad it's genuinely kind of insulting" will straight up drive you insane
one has you making posts like "okay but if the author UNDERSTOOD the POLITICAL IMPLICATIONS of the story they were telling, and leaned into it, it would actually be a really interesting exploration of..."
the other has you pacing your bedroom at one in the morning going "why. why would you ever in a million years do it like that. genuinely what possible thought process was involved. was the writer possessed by a fucking ghost or something."
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watched three girls who reblogged its new blog mutual aidpost (made literally 15 minutes ago) already disappear from its notifs. transfems are not included in their pride :/