the real ones that are ours

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

printers behave like that because the medieval monks they put out of work are haunting them

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

You have to hold me down until my power bar reaches maximum charge for my ultimate attack.

Maybe like... pull my hair a little too.

*catches your white whale easily and by accident*

hey you 🫵 have you washed your water bottle lately? 🫵 it’s getting hot and mold is going to grow 🫵 wash it 🫵

Found my husband’s baby book. OBSESSED with an image of him, newborn baby, on what looks like a large white comforter, alone, with the caption New Guy In Town. Obsessed I tell you.

Boss is trying to replace our desks because they’re old and beat up which like tbh is annoying because out of all of the many many things that are wrong with our jobs and working conditions I don’t think a single person has an issue with the desks besides him and no one has time to fucking clean out a desk anyways but now I’m extra annoyed because he wants to make me get rid of my third desk to free up completely unneeded space downstairs like hey man if you don’t want me using three desks don’t make me do 3 completely separate jobs every day (while paying me to to do like half of one basically) I have a fucking system and you don’t get to praise me for being so efficient and then come in every other week like “we have some new things we want to do for no reason to completely disrupt your efficient system because we’re bored and don’t wanna address any real problems”

Has anyone else noticed that pornstars are kinda hot???