Um actually scrub daddy is my comfort character and it physically and psychically hurts me to see you chop him up and eat him after freezing and cracking him up with liquid nitrogen while naked with big boobs?

Ill be a star

can I borrow your house centipede

I need it

actually fucking criminal that I can't just take a mutual out for coffee or a burger because they live across the entire ass planet

i can't stop thinking about disney being like. "we've invited you, our corporate shareholders and sponsors to look at our new animatronics tech" and then a fucking prototype metal gear with inexplicable glowing human eyes literally smashes down the wall and charges the crowd. why would you DO THAT

one of my favorite glados gags is she keeps pretending she went places. she's like i went outside today. girl you did not go anywhere.

in this way fanworks are like necromancy

making heavy use of a technique i like to call "bothering my cat" which consists largely of bothering my cat

yeah. it is your bad.

“He would not fucking say that” except its the badly written source material so he did, in fact, say that