affirmations they will not kill me at work today. it is not in my job description to get killed. if they did kill me at work that would be weird and probably not worth it for them

there are too many things happening this summer that i'm thinking we are going to need an extra 6-12 months of june and possibly another 3-4 months of july. probably no extra august as the problem should hopefully sort itself out by then. we are also looking into extending the day night cycle to 55 hours and extending the human lifespan to 10000 years.

humans should be able to do a special Ultra Sleep after major life accomplishments where you're just out for like 32 hours or something and then you wake up fully refreshed in every way

in a way i am my own dead wife

i’m burning the candle at ends you’ve never heard of

Actually I think 40 is when the real milfing begins the 30s is just a warm up

Having a "stupider people have done this" attitude about the things you want to do can open so many doors

THEY JUST ANNOUNCED WHAT

YOU'RE FUCKING WITH ME. I'M HALLUCINATING. THERE IS NO WAY.

just blocked someone for an anti-tofu url. never let your guard down