A monster.

saw trap that tells you to cut off your own arm or the room will be flooded with nerve gas, but as soon as you do, jigsaw comes on the pa like “oh my god, you’re actually doing it. what the fuck is wrong with you? who wants to mutilate themselves like that? you’re seriously messed up. i wasn’t actually going to flood the room with nerve gas. you believed me? seriously? there’s something wrong with you. why would you think that i was going to do that? you think that little of me? i can’t be around you, you’re clearly not a healthy person if you hate me that much.”

patricia taxxon should be allowed to kill people

imagine if you couldn't buy video games anymore because one corporation spent the past several years becoming a monopoly on the home video game market and they fumbled it so bad that everyone in america collectively agreed to go back to playing arcade games instead. if you think this sounds like it would be literally 1984. you'd be correct

excellent work, 47. you have peed all the pee from your penis