getting new followers and especially a new mutual is so scary i gotta hit reblog extra good for a bit as to not scare them off

if you are a parent, or may become one, or you are otherwise likely to arrive in the situation of caring for a child while they eat, promise me this: if a child doesn't like a certain food or food group, you will ask them WHY. and specifically, you will pay attention to either confirming or ruling out "it makes my mouth itch" or "it makes my stomach hurt," both of which are medically important info that children may not provide unprompted. which i know because this PSA has been brought to you by "i spent my entire childhood and much of my early teens eating peas and lentils while wondering why everyone else liked the Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation so much, like were they a bunch of legume masochists or something, before i finally realized that Violently Itchy Mouth Sensation was in fact a sinister demon appearing only to me, and her true demonic name was: Legume Allergy"

girl is that a knife in your hand or are you jerking off your sharp detachable penis in my stomach

given the current climate this pride especially i feel i must mention that i love my trans friends, i stand with trans people in the fight against transphobic legislation and those who would enforce it, and this blog is not a good place for you to be if you do not vibe with that

big and cutes my me at you

goo goo dolls if they were in dune: and i don’t want the worm to see me

being a teenager is basically just half a decade of "ugh I hate myself I hate my life I hate my parents nothing is fair everyone is mean the world is cruel I'm tired of it!! but idk i guess every teenager has this phase and I'll probably grow out of it and understand when I'm older" and getting older and realizing you should have been even angrier and more violent. And then people forget this as soon as they have kids

Hanging out with people will make you remember you're the crazy woke friend for like. not wanting to shop at shien

you should get a second evening for reading fan fiction. And you should get an extra day in the week to do arts and crafts.

if your animal is lying on the floor, furniture etc, it’s important to take a picture of them. then, if they move or shift in any way, it’s important to take another picture. with this technique, you can take many pictures of your animal

hey girl r u from tennessee bc ur the only nine i. eight. seven. six? OH FUCK THE BOMB . I FORGOT ABOUT THE BOMB FUCK FUCK FUCK 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

*Strict father figure in a coming of age movie voice*: I swear that boy is going to get himself jeff the killed one day