ah, shit, here we go again

"you gotta play with the cards you're dealt" WRONG. i play pot of greed which lets me draw two additional cards from my deck

Just got off the phone with Tommy fox. Turns out deltarune chapter 5 will feature a delicate balance of levitous jests and brooding intrigue

why are you calling him green shrek?? shrek is already green??

No one is regular, everyone is extraordinary

This post is a train wreck.

Why do you need to put ordinary? Shouldn’t it just be the words without the adjective?

"Made from 70% total recycled content with an 80% renewable, organic core" WOOD PULP IT'S MADE OF WOOD PULP IT'S FUCKING HIGH DENSITY FIBERBOARD IT'S THE SAME THING LAMINATE HAS BEEN MADE OF FOR 20 YEARS!!!!!

Coca Cola flavored Oreos taste like if you could eat clipart

I think they add an important element of randomness to the environment. My father in law bought 6 or 7 boxes of the Selena Gomez Oreos so he could set a Selena Gomez Oreo alarm to go off mid workday and then say to his coworkers, "Oh, my Selena Gomez Oreo alarm is going off!" and unearth from his locker his 6 or 7 boxes of Selena Gomez Oreos so he and his coworkers could distribute them around the neonatal ICU ward where they work. He said it livened up an otherwise extremely dreary day.

As someone who works in an arts and crafts store, I have sold SO MUCH resin to people who are using the celebrity-themed ones to make jewelry

Wait are they using the packaging or are they trying to freeze an Oreo in carbonite

cute diy video where the fuck is your respirator