SEXY CHAOS GOBLIN

coach put me in. not to make anything better but just change the situation a little bit

bro u have to come thrifting with me dude not only is all the clothing ran through, its also priced the same as new clothes and they won't have shit that fits you well

when i was a kid i was so mad all the time bc i thought someday i'd have to be somebody's wife i didn't know it was optional. is everybody reminding the young girls in their lives that it's optional.

a “contemporary” is when your mutual has the same fetishes as you

i hate the word spicy can we bring back calling things erotic

rolling up to Wendy's to get an erotic chicken sandwich

we need to find the beating heart of The Job Market and we need to plunge a holy gleaming blade into it. its the only way to be free

if u r writing a clegan fic be brave and let gale cleven have the bad music taste that he deserves

do you guys remember when we googled something and we would get results that were actually related to the things we searched

As much as I love unrequited/doomed love fics and stuff, being friends with someone in that scenario irl is so annoying. Like, bitch you're literally the kindest, most caring person I know, and you deserve so much love!! From someone who is going to you back!!

All of that to say I love Clegan but if Bucky was my friend in 2026 I would be encouraging therapy and the use of the block button.

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people