Just Odditties

My job? I’m the bat enemy in 2D games that flies at you from a diagonal angle you can’t shoot in, it’s an under appreciated role but really serves to test the player’s understanding of the mechanics leading up to harder challenges. I also receive an intense smug satisfaction when they can’t hit me.

I just got promoted from that position. Now Im the disembodied head that flies in groups and in a wave motion. You have to time your attack EXACTLY right or you get knocked back in whichever direction is least convenient for you. Don't worry, I'll know which is which.

Adventures broke into out meeting room and looted it this morning so, needless to say, there will be no jelly donuts, no black coffee, and no 550 gold pieces and a fine silver hair pin shaped like a squid today

They also took Alan’s Ergonomic Chair (wondrous) and he needs it for his back so meetings are postponed until a new one can be made

On the bright side, they have rediscovered one of the walled up secret offices, so hopefully if I put a good word in I can claim that one and get out of the wizard cubicles