Make a wish, and do as dreamers do...

"the world isn't kind" ok??? Much more importantly are you?????

"the world isnt kind" skill issue. I am

my shane pinterest board is so phenomenal

After Shane and Ilya get married Ilya is so happy to finally change his pfp to be one of him and Shane. To piss Ilya off Hayden also changes his pfp to him and Shane. Cue different NHL players slowly changing their pfp to photos of them and Shane. It basically becomes and unspoken trend that when you enter the NHL you need to get a photo with Shane Hollander to change your pfp as a right of passage.

Shane joins in after months of this by making his pfp a pic of him and his reflection in the mirror.

I can't do the cool fake social media in-universe screenshots but! Kip Grady posts something like "Ugh men 😮‍💨" on Twitter (before Scott, he's just a dude right now) and some chud responds like "Erm well have you considered that YOU are A Male yourself???" And Kip goes "Yes and so you can imagine how irritating it is to date them, I make strides towards self improvement why can't Jefferey." And this goes viral and several years later somebody goes SCOTT HUNTER IS DATING THE WHY CAN'T JEFFERY GUY because this has become a meme. And the real Jefferey is like a crypto scammer now

the entirety of heated rivalry is shane shaking his head and chuckling going "i cant believe youre making me do this" and ilya going "im really not" and shane stripping his clothes going "this is so wild dude youre so fucked up for making me do this"

"tiktok ruined ___ hobby!!!" it's okay you don't need to use tiktok. i promise you you aren't going to miss it. you won't feel the need to perform for others if you ground yourself in real life.