the thing about ilya is that he is so funny and beautiful.... and he is so sad.....

#myilya wants to bring anya everywhere and cant believe that there are establishments that dont allow dogs. hes like This is bullshit she is perfect dog! and shane is like baby i think some people are allergic. and ilya is like To anya???????

It's important to me that Shane and Ilya are criers. Big wet sniffling weeping snot guys. Shane's crying in the car on the way home from the club when he should be fucking his hot girlfriend. Ilya's crying in Shane's arms in Tampa because dammit Hollander we can't do this but I want to do this I want it more than anything. They're crying while they say I love you in the refuge of the cottage because they're safe now, they're safe to feel everything they've been wanting to feel. Ilya's crying after fucking his boyfriend so good on Halloween but it doesn't cure him it doesn't make everything better. Shane's crying after they fight because he fucked up mom I'm a terrible boyfriend I fucked up I didn't see how unhappy he was and now I'm going to lose him. They're crying on Facetime because Ilya could have died, and then Shane would have died, everyday, for the rest of his life. They're crying because they're going to spend the rest of their lives together. And then they fuck and lick up each other's fat Studio Ghibli tears while doing it raw. And I give it a standing ovation every time.

don’t forget that shane and ilya are inherently bitchxbitch gossipxgossip intimidatingxintimidating

ohh i get it now (doesn’t)