what’s the big deal about being avoidant. like ohhhh im dodging the bullet quick everyone lets mock the bullet dodger

"it's inscrutable" maybe to you it is. I scrute it all the time

i scrute the milkfish

How do you know you're not Asexual? Maybe you just haven't met the right nobody.

Hwve u ever tried music listening before. omg

Yeah sorry I can't come into work today. I accidentally heard Primadonna by Marina formerly of and the Diamonds. So I need the day to be a primadonna girl. Yeah it's going to be the whole day.

they told me not to get lost in the weeds, but these are lush, beautiful, and ecologically necessary native plants so it's probably fine

you spill dr pepper on the concrete and a single perfect rose pushes up out of a crack

not listening to one direction for a while and then listening to one direction again is like drugs. it’s like every drug. all the drugs. i am high as fuck off that 1D pack at 8:39am in my cubicle.

i love making art

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Wait, the dog days are over? The dog days are done? And no one told me 😰?!

When people get upset at musicians for doing coke like that isn’t literally what they’re supposed to be doing

It’s like saying you shouldn’t give babies milk. Please get real

woke deadbeat father: i'm just going to get some oat milk