There Is No Lesson In Magic

mentally taking a drag of my mental cigarette because I don’t smoke but life has been very smokable lately

there’s a t-shirt that says “I survived a bad day and all I got was the rest of my life” and yeah I still think about it

im realizing very fast that people do not in fact know that sometimes things in stories suck on purpose and it sucking is the point

going to the medical aisle and picking out cute bandaids to put over the gaping hole in my head where my brains are leaking from

what will it be, boss? the comfort of misery or the pain of change?

Reblog to save a life... and someone's sanity

I told a guy his total was 13.21 and he said “wish it were that year, could actually get some good music on the radio”

breaking news from the AP, our boys on the front have just sacked constantinople. take that, heretics. coming up next are the soothing lute dirges of bing crosby

Can anyone explain wtf is going on here especially a Korean speaker

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That is one of the most astronomical fuck up translations I have ever seen.

lesbian scifi is so easy. here’s a woman in cargo pants and a tank top on a spaceship. are you with me

maybe it’s not even cargo pants. maybe it’s coveralls rolled to + tied around the waist. maybe she even has fuckoff boots