Elizabeth 🍯

Aborted Descartes voice: I would've thought...if I was.

sooo excited to read fanfic for three hours 😁 i mean. watch a baseball game with my family

go ahead smash that ignore screen time limit button

Men don’t go heyyyybatterbatterswingbatterbatterswing like they used to anymore

love this person knowing enough about baseball to know about the pitch clock and not enough to even approximate the league’s acronym

fuuuuck i just realized that the future idealized version of myself cant exist without current me being the catalyst for change and doing hard things. has anybody heard about this

theyre taking me out back behind the shed presumably to give me a medal for my valor and heroism

aborted abortion doctor: yea thats what i woulda did

Rattling the bars of my cage but you can tell my heart's not in it and I try to discreetly look down check my phone several times

all middle schoolers will be granted 1 katana