the horror! the horror!

the biggest spider in north america just sent you a friend request on steam

I basically find crap like this hard to believe

there was a period of time on this website where people were trying to say that brokeback mountain was bisexual representation and i think about this constantly. like all the time. compulsory heterosexuality is not bisexual representation and like crucially why would you want it to be... i mean they were miserable man

Not Emily protecting the integrity of broke back mountain!

i would not be exaggerating if i told you i think about that brokeback mountain post like three or four times a week and quietly seethe with rage every time

we all have our own subjective opinions on what the worst tumblr post is but, objectively, it’s the one where the OP says brokeback mountain is about two bisexual men

What’s the worst post on tumblr

all of them

its that post saying that brokeback mountain is about bisexuals

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

Random tumblr blog roleplays as a philosopher. Shocks the masses by using big words just to say they think theyre better than you because you watch movies. WHHAAAAT?

thats right

the biggest word in this post is “entertained”