Plance

Sophie: *nearly crashes into a bell tower*

Book: Sophie talks her cane into beating the fire demon into dropping Calcifer and howls heart.

Grapefruit ain’t that good.

But your health is.

but today i was babysitting a little girl for the first time and she asked me the question i fear the most “are you a boy or a girl?” i launched into the usual “y’know im not really any of those” and was prepared for the worst but she just nodded and said “so youre like stevonnie!” and immediately moved on.

1972 - Bernie wrote a letter in support of abolishing all laws dealing with abortion, sexual behavior (adultery, homosexuality, etc.), and drugs

1983 - Sanders signed the first proclamation to create the first Gay & Lesbian Pride Day in Burlington, VT

1985 - Burlington passes proclamation protecting LGBTQ people from housing and employment discrimination

1993 - When Congress members attacked non-discrimination in DC, Sanders voted “no”

1993 - Voted “no” on ‘Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell’

1995 - Sanders rebuked Rep. Randy “Duke” Cunningham for using the word “homos” when talking about gay people in the military

1996 - Voted against the Defense of Marriage Act (DOMA)

1999 - When Congress tried to keep domestic partners from adopting children in DC, Sanders voted “no”

2001 - When Congress tried to keep domestic partners from receiving health benefits, Sanders challenged it

2004 - Voted against the constitutional amendment banning gay marriage

2007 - Voted to expand and strengthen penalties for violent crimes committed in the basis of sexual orientation

2009 - Voted to expand federal hate crimes to cover offenses motivated by gender identity and sexual orientation

2009 - Supported Vermont’s first-in-the-country law legalizing gay marriage

2010 - Voted to overturn “don’t ask, don’t tell”

2011 - Called on President Obama to support marriage equality

2013 - Co-sponsored the Employment Non-Discrimination Act

2013 - Co-sponsored the United Families Act to allow LGBTQ Americans to bring their partners to the Us

2014 - Co-sponsored the International Human Rights Defense Act

2015 - Co-sponsored Civil Rights to include sexual orientation and gender identity protected categories

2016 - Co-sponsored Bill to designate June 26, 2016 as LGBTQ Equality Day

2016 - Bernie condemned conversion therapy

2017 - Co-sponsored the Every Child Deserves a Family Act which prohibits foster care entities from receiving federal assistance if they discriminate against prospective LGBTQ parents

2018 - Committed to passing the Equality Act

2019 - Has proposed a comprehensive housing plan that addresses societal homelessness, which disproportionately impacts the LGBTQ community

2019 - Committed to advancing policies that ensure fair treatment for transgender people who are targeted by police unfairly

basically the first time they every make eye contact (look how soft he is for her we are off to a great start frens)

that ole “just a friend” look, making its glorious debut

when she wins the hat design contest

amidst all his over-the-top flirting in this scene he actually looks really soft for her right here when he says “you get to be my ladybug” 

when he is so impressed with her mad gaming skillz

“YOU’RE AMAZING, MARINETTE,” he says while gazing dreamily at her

he is so freaking soft for her during this entire scene of riposte

i mean he seems so happy just to see her walking up

when he gets the idea to show mari the surprise he had prepared for ladybug JUST to cheer her up when she was sad (even though he was feeling heartbroken at the time!!!)

LOOK HOW SWEET THIS IS sakfjadsl;kfjas; im sorry, i’m marichat trash

when she saves him from the paparazzi. there’s no one i’d rather be hiding in a fountain with than you, marinette, he thinks (probably)

“i’m so sorry i got you in this crazy mess, marinette” (except not really, because u real cute dang girl. also i’m about to show you how i carry around a gift you gave me literally everywhere i go but don’t read into it it’s just bc i adore you)

aw she’s so cute when she says she’s scared of scary movies

when she makes a really thoughtful gift for miss bustier he goes “awwwwww” and actually clutCHES HIS HEART

when he’s ON A DATE WITH ANOTHER GIRL

when he is SO EXCITED to see her on TV (when jagged is filming at the bakery in troublemaker)

when she throws a party to celebrate chloe/queen bee even tho chloe is mean to her all the time and he looks so proud and touched

when she kisses him on the cheek at the heroes’ day party

Literal. Heart. Eyes.

no one should look this soft when their dorky friend gets caught acting like a FOOL pretending to be some dude named “marino” to crash their guys-only party and YET 

AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OBLIVIO!!!!

“i couldn’t hide my identity from the girl i love”

“no wonder i fell in love with you”

“i don’t need any memory to know that i love that girl”

ALKSJFALKSF;ASDJ;

maybe y’all don’t think oblivio counts but it DOES because this is his NATURAL, CLEAN-SLATE self being 1000% mad in love with marinette. if there were no barriers. this is how freaking head over heels he would be. bye.

in puppeteer 2 literally 2 seconds after he’s told her he’s in love with another girl he looks at her like this……ok boi

SHE JUST YAWNED AND HE LOOKS AT HER LIKE THIS I WILL NEVER GET OVER THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

HE KNEW THIS WOULD HAPPEN AND HE WANTED IT U CAN’T CONVINCE ME OTHERWISE

LIKE, HE HAS HEART EYES IN HIS SLEEP

AND THE MOTHER OF ALL HEART-EYES MOMENTS

(ps i stole this gifset from here)

IN CONCLUSION, ADRIEN AGRESTE IS DEFINITELY FALLING FOR MARINETTE DUPAIN-CHENG, AND IF YOU DON’T AGREE, A) YOU’RE BLIND AND B) U CAN FITE ME