#bro code

(screenshot taken Feb-9 2026)

Oh man, I am such a f*g. A real one. I must be, because I put my entire roster on hold for hours just to help this faceless struggle-poster work smarter while over 50+ new convos on hookup apps were yearning for my response.

He didn't want the red pill (The Matrix one), he wanted a pacifier. The moment I used normal language and facts to get him to use a braincell, he folded. I usually ignore posers, but when you waste my time and virtually cockblock me like this? You get the smoke. Other men let it slide but I won't. You've picked a wrong one to mess with, I will grill your entire entity here and IRL. @savagebrosociety is a beta trying so hard to cope his way into being an alpha that he forgot how to be a man or probably can't count to 24. He's lucky he does have a pic, or I’d hunt his ass down (*)

Consider this a public service announcement: savagebrosociety’s status is hereby revoked.

Name could be Paul, "from SoCal but NorCal for school" Major could be in marketing. No clear physique details forgot/repeated contradicting info but claimed to be "im about 6'0 and about 200" but also claimed "shredded" and "wrestler" 🧐??? does this guy even lift?

OFFICIAL CHARGES: VIOLATION [section 2.1] "Beyond the Blood." Bringing supremacy BS into the house.

VIOLATION [section 4.1]: "Cluster Dynamics." Forgetting that Alpha is a mindset, not a sexual orientation.

(offense towards @texas-tank) (screenshot taken Feb-9 2026)

VIOLATION [Section 7.1]: "Alpha Bro Codes." CHARGE: Systemic Sabotage of the Network. He plotted to take down some well-known ones. This is intentional destruction of key infrastructure that guides new members. While it's unlikely to cause any actual collapse, he acts as an enemy combatant erasing the pathway map for future alpha bros.

(screenshot taken Feb-9 2026)

VERDICT: @savagebrosociety is a cosplayer, a beta larping as a wolf. He is "next on the list" for nobody, because he doesn't exist to us anymore.

His claim to 'Alpha' is invalid, and this decision is permanently irreversible. No high-value Alpha man in my network will recognize him from this day forward. Case closed.

WARNING: Rebranding is futile. You - savagebrosociety can change username, but you cannot change your patterns. We will recognize you. The moment a new account is linked to your behavior, it will be nuked without warning. This blacklist is attached to your soul, not just your handle. Do not try to come back.

(*) OPERATIONAL NOTICE: The term "hunt" is not a metaphor. It refers to active tracing of digital footprints to physical coordinates for in-person verification. He will expect guests when enough info is collected. HOWEVER: In the event the he is identified as a minor, full liability for this conduct falls upon legal guardians/parents. If the he is found to be psychologically compromised, jurisdiction is hereby transferred to medical professionals for immediate clinical intervention.

Bonus:

This same gooner lol

B has told me that they like A. A is not aware of this

A and me are both ace but I am also aro

A and me have joked about getting married platonically between laughs but kinda serious also. Like it's probably gonna happen but we haven't discussed if that means we're dating rn.

Today A referred to me as their partner and I replied with "Partner? Making it official?"

@thepromptfoundry prompt: Bro Code

Teen Wolf | Trans Male Stiles | Stiles/Malia

Scott invokes the bro code. Stiles has only been a bro for a few years now. When Malia questions the code, it hits Stiles sideways. Then he isn't sure if he should be flattered or offended.

Scott gasped at Stiles. "Bros before hos, dude!"

Kira smacked his arm.

"Ow—" "I'm right here."

"What if he's both?" Malia asked, genuinely confused. She looked around the room from where she'd been sitting pressed against Stiles's side, her chin on his shoulder, genuinely unbothered by all of it.

She waited. No one replied.

So she continued: “He's a bro,” she said, with the patience of someone explaining something very simple. “And a ho.”

Stiles opened his mouth. Closed it. Opened it again. He goes still. “Do you even know what a ho is?”

Malia shrugged, “Someone who likes sex. And you like sex.”

The heat in Stiles’ face ran up from his collar bone line it had somewhere urgent to be. He spluttered, "I— okay, um—I’m not sure if I should be flattered, or offended.”

"Both, I think," Lydia said, not looking up from her phone.

“Okay—Um, not what I—thought you were trying to say?” Stiles struggled to find the words. “What did you think I meant?” “A ho is usually a girl, who sleeps around,” Stiles replied, realizing why the whole conversation hit him sideways. Malia blinked at him. “Oh, so I’m the ho?”

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🎨: So funny story, right? I discovered why Jack was so mad about Manu, and it's not just because Kennedy is his soulmate.