We're all mad here

This fucked me up.

That, my friends, is a portal.

ive eaten shrimp exactly 5 times in my life, always with gusto and an utter lack of self-restaint, and each time has ingrained itself in my memory as distinctly nightmarish when they ended with me ralphing it all back up within the hour. i thought this was reflective of my hubris and insufficient fear of god, but it is only as i write this post now, crumpled to my knees on the floor of this eresto’s bathroom after eating half a baja taco and recalling that my dad is allergic to shellfish, i realize perhaps the issue is not with a higher power, but with a deeper one. biology.

This is absolutely amazing

reblog if you love vampires, have a healthy appreciation for vampire culture, or actually are a vampire

like to save the austrailians, reblog to let them be crushed by pluto

let us die

OH MY GOGJSIGKWNS

Lmfaooo

The editing skills are getting out of control LMFAO

I would reblog anyway but that screencap addition aldjaksnana

Scheduling this for 2017

And now again for 2018

i don’t feel so good mr. stark

HOW DARE

@wispmotherr

i fucking love this

Hozier, that was fucking superb you funky lil fariy

There once was a singer of old, Who then broke away from the fold, He won’t give you up, He won’t let you down, In a word you have been limerick-rolled.

How dare you make me read this with my own two eyes…

Genius.

This is a gift to humankind