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“The average frontman dies 3 times on stage” factoid actualy just statistical error. average frontman dies 0 times on stage. Get-Stabbed Gerard, who has strange artistic visions and dies over 10,000 times during the tour, is an outlier adn should not have been counted.

Tumblr has got to be one of the webbed sites of all time because sometimes you log on and it seems like the entire site has gotten really into stick figure juggling and you just kind of have to shrug and accept that that's part of the furniture now

pisses me tf off when i’m just scrolling and i accidentally click an answer on a poll and it’s not the answer i would have clicked. it makes me feel like im fucking with real scientific data and ruining the outcome for people who spent their life gathering this poll data. i’m so sorry i ruined your life’s work with my clicking.

if u dont want to be shot for your political beliefs maybe ur political beliefs shouldnt be "i dont care about other people being shot"