missing percy hours: open 24/7

defending percy jackson on the internet isn't enough i need to take him away from his own author

Me with Percy being a basketball player.

it's crazy how Nico, who's 3-4 years younger then Percy, is 16 in the latest books while Percy is somehow still 17

son of neptune is like a dead wife to me

hoo is like a shitty highschool sweetheart boyfriend that I got married to too young and now I'm grown enough to see all of his flaws but I refuse to end the marriage because I've grown too attached to his best traits despite them not outweighing the bad

hoo is like a full time minimum wage job at an understaffed dog day care that doesn't even offer health insurance but you continue working there because the dogs are cute and they did nothing wrong and they deserve better than this rundown dilapidated daycare building

hoo is like a deceptively beautiful and evocative simile that isn't going anywhere but it's too late to start the sentence over

I feel like people don't talk enough about that one deeply disturbing part of cotg where percy is being thrown around by elisson's river currents, screaming in a full on panic attack, with his head being smashed on rocks every once in a while and how his thought process was "omg it's like childhood again 🥲"

it’s so perplexing to me how Rick wrote two books with the theme of “you cannot stay in the past forever, it is vital that you move into the future to better yourself” sprinkled throughout both of them in The New Trilogy of a 20+ Year Old Book Series (that he promised would be finished years ago) Meant to Make Money off of a Nostalgic Audience

what did you mean the new characters were crucial in Kronos' defeat and without them Percy couldn't do it??? what do you mean Rick??

How many more pjo books have to be released until we all just collectively agree there are only five?

Rick Riordan threatens to release another book

“you either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain” FALSE. you either die for a cause only for your sacrifice to be completely erased in the next series or live long enough for your character to be butchered by an author who replaced love for their own series with profit.