there will never be another album like gordon

What if I built a tree-fort in our yard (you could help it wouldn't be that hard) and maybe we could put a little tiny fridge in there somewhere and y'know we could just go up there and hang out. Like, open the fridge and stuff 😳

do u wanna see the gromit sweater i knitted last year

firm believer you can't be a ''good person''. too much niuance to life.

you can be good (adjective) but you cannot be good (identity)

if you think you are good (identity) you are more likely to cause harm as you don't consider yourself to be capable of it

we all got that one interest that all of our followers ignore in perfect sync no matter how much we post about it

"What's up, big dog; I'm ratsmacker" is going to live rent free in my head for a little while