"I like a nice breeze 'round my privates, thanks."

Bin in meiner Disney villain era und bereit, Friedrich Merz in ein Lama zu verwandeln, damit er Demut und Respekt vor seinem Volk lernt

Did you know? That the back is made up of terrible and evil muscles that are only waiting for their chance to betray you

fun fact about me: When I was 6 years old I sent so much hate mail to the president (the second Bush) that the mail carrier had to tell my mom I needed to stop before we got FBI’d

I was COMPLETELY unaware of the US political scene or why the adults in my life hated Bush, but I knew I hated him because he let people shoot wolves from helicopters and that’s mean and shitty

I also had a poor grasp on how stamps worked, so given that I wasn’t allowed to continually throw money away by putting stamps on my presidential hate mail, a lot of the times I just drew squares with little pictures inside on the corner.

Screw terfs n all but are you normal about transgirls who don't want to medically transition? Are you normal about transguys with boobs who don't wear binders? Are you normal about the trans people who only want to socially transition because that's what's right for them? Are you normal about the transgirls with beards? Are you normal about the transguys who love their curves? Screw terfs, but are you normal about trans people?

[guy who doesnt watch shows voice] yeah ive been meaning to watch that show

[woman who has never been gentle with herself voice] I just need to be more disciplined

oh my god I just saw the cutest thing in the world. little Black girl with beads in her hair for the first day of school and the beads were pink then silver then a bunch of yellow then beige then grey to make them look like pencils 🥺🥺🥺 brb I will draw an artist’s rendition

The zipper merge requires a level of cooperation and goodwill that the citizens of this great country have never once displayed

you seem avoidant for a girl who’s so hungry to experience the full breadth of human connection