Moon Baby

sometimes having a big heart makes me feel so fucking stupid and naive

Find me in 6 months when I learn this again, because I'm also a dumb bitch

The secret to a peaceful tumblr experience is that every once in a while you gotta be deeply fucking cringe on main so only the strong will keep following you.

I’ve been cringe for so long that those following me now are extremophiles. If you’re reading my blog, then you’re like those bacteria that grow on the inside of nuclear reactors.

I love seeing people adopt phrases I say like yes say my words boy

Why are you, as a beefy man, not laying on top of me (naked)?

Am I just a weighted blanket to you?

Yes

hyvä ja pyöreä….

I ship it

This is beautiful

I physically need to know what happens next

omg what a plot twist

BRINGING THIS BACK FROM THE DEPTHS OF HELL

HEY LADIES . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . DID YOU KNOW UHHHHHHHHH

if you are swedish say hello to the goat for me

or goodbye. your choice

[picking at my scabs] heehee hoohoo texture be gone. surely there will be no repercussions

no…..this cant be……by jove! ive been repercussed

“if you take medication for that, you’ll be taking medication all your life!!” yeah, and?? bud, i already put on my glasses every morning. it’s like. a condition of mine, not a side hobby i’m pursuing irresponsibly. 

My favorite trope is “janitor in headphones continues cleaning through extreme action”

I’ve been the janitor in headphones and trust me it’s an act we just don’t wanna be involved in the nonsense

They should invent a me that goes to bed at a reasonable time