Rudy

They’re on Reddit saying texting “hi” is low iq and gives people the ick and that’s why they got ghosted. They don’t let u say hi no more….. we’re in a loneliness epidemic bc everybody is a weirdo about every little thing im cracking up

If you say "hi" and that's it you sound like you don't give a shit. Why would I want to talk to someone who won't even introduce themselves properly? Make an effort or suffer your loneliness epidemic.

You people are crazy . You’re just crazy. This isn’t a normal world anymore

i am strategically acquiring mutuals with specific and unique fetishes to form an elite task force to pull off heists with.

not now bro i’m accepting things i cannot change

smacks your butt as you scroll by

the dick sucking cuddler would like to rest its head on your tummy with no ulterior motive whatsoever

“are you okay?” oh my god no but for the purposes of this conversation yes i’m fine