Incohesive Mess

getting kicked off love island for just swimming in the pool and not talking to anyone

Bro wake up 116 new genders just dropped

never gets old.

people have suddenly started reblogging this post of mine from february 8th, 2012. great bit everybody

This is poetry. This is storytelling. You can leave the sound off if you want but. Stop. Watch. You surely will not regret doing so.

My son gave me a card that said, "You are the best mom ever" so I asked him if he collected empirical evidence to back up that claim. He admitted to doing no research at all; therefore it's purely anecdotal and cannot be trusted. I have hung this sentimental atrocity on my office wall.

this is part of the reason I’m having dog longing right now. I spent a decade walking Bailey through ravines, scaling mud cliffs and fording rivers, and it was FUN! I liked having adventure time with my animal!