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you can use the WASD keys to type the letters w, a, s, and d, respectively, on your computer

post from beloved mutual made me just clock that for all the stupid man child fratboy Ilya tropes we seem to get from fandom, in reality one of the many moments of him being responsible and very aware of his responsibilities and grasp on how to handle the things around him is actually one of The Big Ilya Things. it's how he manages his father's medication and care as his disease progresses and how he's always on top of what the situation is because he knows he has to be

reblog to do this w your mutuals

whatever needs to be said was said in iris by the goo goo dolls

A juvenile bug isn't called a larva until it reaches the surface. While it's still underground it's called a margma

literally in tears at this video....such good helpers......

Unoriginal sin. Derivative sin

ok note to self i gotta leave the house regularly so that i dont feel like im slowly transforming into an evil fucking shadow clone of myself

So as it turns out your sense of self doesnt exist in a vacuum. You gotta actually use it and bounce it off of other people like echolocation to see where you are as a person and shit. So if you dont regularly interact with other people the echoes just get weaker and weaker and before you know it your personality is a blurry fucked up fog clone of its former self. which it sucks because this makes it really hard to interact with people again but yknow

Both options convey that he's horny

How dare you be funnier than me on my own post

Every time an author reassures readers that the smut is skippable I sigh a disappointed sigh. This is not a reassurance. Why would anybody who likes smut want to read smut that was only included as an afterthought and has no impact on the narrative? Insulting. Just don't write it at all if you're not going to make it matter.

happy Barely Keeping It Together Wednesday to all who celebrate

i bet it feels good as fuck to intend to do something and then actually do it

the thing about phone in bed is that it's so awesome. almost makes you feel like betraying & destroying yourself for nothing isn't all so bad