honestly "oracle that nobody believes" is such a solid trope. imagine trying to convince anybody in 2006 what the next two decades was gonna look like

If you were able to vote in 2016 this is actually what it felt like trying to tell your family about why donald trump would not make a good president

could you imagine if it happened this pride month

there is always some fucking laundry and dust and some other shit

not my circus not my monkeys but thanks to my mutuals i know some of the lore

there is no lamp post its pure flyer

You could carbon date this to the ice age

peeling back layers until I reveal martin luther’s 95 theses

im gonna fuck it

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