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If I had a nickel for every critically acclaimed narrative precision platformer with a female protagonist iconically associated with the colour red whose lead developer came out as trans within a year of its release, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but etc.
So why did only two of the games get the rainbow treatment in the tags? I swear, Tumblr just assigns that at random sometimes.
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Was reading this New York Times article which included the following quote from Pete Hegseth: “Affirmative action promotions have skyrocketed with ‘firsts’ being the most important factor in filling new commands. 'We will not stop until trans-lesbian Black females run everything!'" I, for one, welcome our new black transbian overlords.
You are an adventurer in a generic fantasy world and you use this weapon!
Do you like it?
YES!!!!!
yes
Eh it's okay
No
NO!!!!!!!
Spin the wheel again. You're fighting someone wielding that. How do you fare?
I'm dead.
I might win, but not without a lot of work and some new scars.
We're pretty evenly matched, could go either way.
I think I've got this, unless I get cocky.
Oh, they're going down.
Flavours of unreliable narrator:
Lying to the reader
Lying to themselves
Simply misinformed
Not paying attention
Has weird priorities
Assumed you knew
Hates you personally
Bad at communicating
Easily sidetracked
Will believe anything
Has weird prejudices
Just kind of dumb
If you were an unreliable narrator, which kind would you be?
Lying to the reader
Lying to themselves
Simply misinformed
Not paying attention
Has weird priorities
Assumed you knew
Hates you personally
Bad at communicating
Easily sidetracked
Will believe anything
Has weird prejudices
Just kind of dumb
Jake? I've just been isekai'd. They said I can call one person for help. You're the most hardcore survivalist I know, and you said to call if I was ever in a hard spot. It doesn't get much harder than this. You up for it?
"Standard fantasy world, I assume?"
"No. There is magic, but the tech level is more steampunky."
"Look, Mike, you're a good friend, but I don't want to live in a world without Internet access. I'll give you some advice, though. First–"
Jake? They have animal people here, and the catgirls are really friendly."
"This is what I get for letting you see my porn collection. Okay, let me grab my bug-out bag, then tell them to summon me."
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Every so often, the people who make the news quiz at The New York Times have a little too much fun with the incorrect answers.
Exhibit B. Sure, half of the incorrect ones are serious, but "No Parades?" (Self-contradictory much?) "Queens Only?" (Sounds like a parade in drag.)
Honestly, I'd totally watch a movie where a Predator hunted a T. rex. And I love that two of the incorrect answers throw Disney-owned properties into the mix.
Only one this time, but it still gave me a chuckle.
The answers themselves aren't what's funny this time (except maybe the tank), it's the escalation.
Another one with only one that came off as a joke, but what a joke!
Another one that starts out serious, then says, "Hey, let's throw in a couple of pop culture references."
We really need to bring "23 skidoo" back.
Thirty-six percent of people taking the quiz got this one right; I can only hope that the vast majority of the incorrect guesses weren't the Harry Potter reference.
One of these things is not like the others, one of these things just doesn't belong...
Just finished watching The Marvels, and Carol Danvers is now my favorite Disney Princess.
for every nat1 the gm turns the volume of the 24hrs of bee noises youtube video up by one (starting at zero of course)
I haven't gotten to use this in a while!
Also:
So I was already loving this (yuri enjoyer that I am), and then I find out that it's based on a @prokopetz post? Sweet!
After Anthony Head died, I started rewatching Buffy the Vampire Slayer. (I say "rewatching," but after I get past S3, EP1, it'll just be "watching," because that was the farthest I'd seen.)
I still say that S1 EP8 "I Robot, You Jane" may be the greatest episode title I've ever seen.
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FIRST TRUE COLOR PHOTO OF AN ATOMIC NUCLEUS!
FIJMU News 10-19-21
Today, the world's most powerful microscope has photographed in real color the core of a single atom. The nucleus of an atom is like the delicious yolk of a hard boiled quantum egg, containing protons and neutrons (red) as held together by gluons (tan filaments). All known substances are made of atoms with nuclei like the one seen above.
The atom used was a Thulium atom because of its highly photogenic traits, bright coloration, and nice atomic number. According to microscopy professor Minnie Lewker, "Atoms have been photographed before but never in real color. They usually look almost like waves of light and dark instead of real, tangible objects as they are."
The same microscope team was also able to take the first known photograph of an electron:
There is (somehow) an xkcd for that
There's an xkcd for everything. Everything.
DISCO DRACULA (1982). From German horror series, John Sinclair.
Everything else aside, you have to admit that this would be the sickest party you’ve ever seen.
If I'm going to have the undead dancing, don't make it disco. Make it:
Woman walks into a pharmacy and says “Could I have some condoms please?”
Pharmacist says “Do you need a bag?”
Woman answers “No thanks, this one’s not that ugly”.
A woman walks into a drug store and asks, "Do you sell extra-large condoms?"
"Yes we do," the clerk says. "Would you like to buy some?"
"No, but do you mind if I hang around until someone does?"
One thing I don't think I've seen enough of in fictional settings is fictional superstitions. Like, have an alien race who believes it's unlucky to sneeze on your spaceship's control panel. Or a race of nomadic elves who believe that they'll have better luck on a journey if they start off on the left foot, but that they'll have bad luck if they don't take an even number of cats with them.
So, since Tumblr added the feature to let you go through someone's comments, I decided to see what and when my first comment was. Turns out it was on this post, which was posted more than two years after I joined. Now I'm wondering why it took me so long, considering that commenting is my main way of interacting with posts now.
But I'm glad I went through; I didn't look at every single comment, but I did look at enough of them to discover a lot of posts that went in my likes; don't know why I hadn't put them there in the first place.
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Join Moon Joy June!
Are you in need of some serious Moon joy? Get ready for Moon Joy June. NASA is hosting a month-long art challenge and we would love for you to participate! For every week of June, NASA will introduce a new prompt to inspire artists and creators of all kinds:
June 1-7: Launch
June 8-14: Moon
June 15-21: Crew
June 22-30: Earth
To share your Moon joy-inspired art on Tumblr, use the hashtag #ArtemisArtShow.
The sky is (not) the limit! We encourage all forms of art, including but not limited to: paintings, drawings, sculptures, dances, music, animations, nail art, latte foam art, poetry, fashion. Choose your favorite medium and share it with us!
Learn more about the challenge in our FAQ. Happy Moon Joy June to all who celebrate!
Again, I feel honored.
Because of how frequently Tumblr server hiccups eat comments on posts when you hit the "submit" button, I've gotten into the habit of copying a comment before I hit the button, just so I can just paste it and try again when the server wakes back up, rather than having to retype it. This has had the side effect of me having to remind myself that this is not necessary on non-Tumblr sites. "Oh, right, DeviantArt (or whatever site) doesn't have that problem."
And now Tumblr felt that it was apparently more important to change the UI than to fix that issue. The first few comments I made after the change posted no problem, so I thought, "Hey, could they have actually fixed it?" But I didn't get overconfident and kept copying comments. My lack of confidence was warranted, as things have gone back to the status quo.
They seem to have finally fixed it, at least for now. I haven't gotten a hiccup in a while.
