Hello, God?

yo get off your ass i need you to come up front and call a customer the f slur for me i cant reclaim it

For the typical “gamer,” there is nothing unusual about spending upwards of 10 hours a year “gaming”

shut up im MLM fuck you

IDC about your essential oils

sources say there are muscles in the back of my neck. and they want to kill me

today i just (remembers to maintain privacy online) did something really cool. you have to trust me

let's all have a fun time looking up new words when we encounter them to see what they mean before incorporating them into our vocabularies

[Getting so angry it makes my brain disease worse] people sre supposed to be nice..

puttering around the house is an underrated form a self-care. make some tea or coffee. put on a podcast. sort the mail. tidy some pillows and fold some blankets. start the laundry. thaw some soup. just casually wander around aimlessly doing little things to make your space and life a little nicer. who cares if you get distracted or only do a little. you aren't being productive. you're puttering.

My life has gotten measurably better since I reframed the period from 3-4 pm as “puttering hour”. No it’s not me avoiding work or failing to force myself to concentrate during my mid afternoon slump. It’s puttering hour.

his wife has filled THEIR house with ANTIQUES. to AVOID DAMAGING HER VALUABLES i fuck him on the floor

#feminist retelling

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

One way to get tasks done in the day is to make yourself a Chekhov's List. Put all of the things you have to do on a list, and now that they've been revealed they'll need to be completed by the afternoon (third act) and when you've completed something you can Chekov that task from the list