Hello, God?

my knight keeps saying fuck it we ball before charging into battles and it's reallynot inspiring confidence in my heart

haha, hey you're a pretty cool person *picks up your speech patterns and non-verbal habits*

Happy pride month to him

complimented a womans clear raincoat this morning and she said Well i feel like a sandwich

Your coworkers are hard at work inventing new forms of incompetence

feminism is about blunts and weed. its about smoking marijuana, and as much of it as you can get your hands on

a billionaire can never be held accountable, therefore a billionaire must never make a management decision

i have a suggestion

forcefemming the billionaires won't help

sorry I thought you were someone else

some kind of fucked up perverted game called sharing each other's interests and having fun together

Not only was she fucked into oblivion, but morrowind and skyrim too

finding somebody who will laugh at your shitty jokes is joy-inducing but finding a motherfucker who can yes-and all the esoteric bullshit you put out is pure cocaine. this must be the shit all those racuous but good-natured scoundrels down at the tavern are on

Listening to my evil advisor

let's corrupt mama