You ever wonder why we're here?

I have just combined all rice in the world into a single rouse

Sneebert Deebert

the clock app always picks the numbers for you but in calculator the numbers can be anything you want

what are you even supposed to do when youre angry.  cant scream at anyone cos im not a dick. cant break anything cos i paid money for that. cant rip my hair out cos i need it on my head. literally what now

wikipedia Tell me about this man's personal life

wikipedia Tell me if this man’s gay

You can lie when you name things

forever thinking about that girl at my uni orientation who, after being told to pour out her water bottle before entering an event, looked at me and said "they tell us to stay hydrated and then make us pour out our water, this is like totally kafkaesque" and then poured out what was very obviously an entire water bottle full of whiskey. hope she's doing well.

"work in progress" is actually so misleading like it assumes that im actually making progress on my work

my knight just stood silently on a cliffside for an hour because he was "contemplating the burden of destiny” but i think he forgot why we climbed up there

[looking at people younger than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at people older than me] you have your whole life ahead of you [looking at myself] its over

my knight keeps saying fuck it we ball before charging into battles and it's reallynot inspiring confidence in my heart

i love writing out numbers and then putting them in parentheses like "one (1)" even when i dont need to i think its funny