HEATED RIVALRY 1.06 — The Cottage
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HEATED RIVALRY 1.06 — The Cottage

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shane: mom…can you take three steps back please?
also shane at 4am in the morning:
I bet young Ilya Rozanov never thought he’d get slapped in the face with that tism rizz and he would be so fucking cooked.
This man has eight of the same shirt and five of the same hoodie. This man memorizes hockey stats for fun. This man will have a cold ginger ale. This man will look awkwardly at the camera with a smile like he wants to incinerate himself in every wet t-shirt contest sports drink ad his mom books for him. This man will take everything you say absolutely literally. That’s French, Ilya. You just said a French word and we’re talking about Russian, are you unfamiliar with your own language. This man takes three days to recognize a social cue. And ten years to name an emotion. You’ll tell him you like him in the most roundabout way and you’ll think you NAILED it, and he’ll promptly have a panic attack on your dick. When he names that emotion finally? He’ll be absolutely relentless and will not stand down; he’s had an emotion and he knows you have one, too. By that point, there’s no escape. He’s imprinted on you and is starting to ovulate in your vicinity. He will bludgeon you with adorable nerd and insatiable ass. And his oral fixation is so mighty he’ll suck your remaining brain cells out through your dick.
This man drives a Range Rover because it’s good in the snow. This man does a loon call. This man will make you eight cheeseburgers. Buddy it’s over for you.
Does it fucking kill you too? Not anymore.
Hollanov + season 1 timeline
literally all I could think about while shane and yuna were having their Moment

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I’ve actually been fucking your son for 10 years. Thank you for pasta
what fucking hell dimension are y’all blogging from
This was after he blew up all of the Leagues tech.
・FUZZBUCKETS!・
The second of my two pieces for @demonunderpressure's Tales of Arcadia Zine!
I wanted to do a Scott Pilgrim parody with our favorite rocking Brit! I really love how this one turned out!
For people who don't watch, which 9-1-1 plot line is fake?
Sniper targets specifically firefighters
Bee-nado (bee tornado)
Buck sues the fire department for wrongful termination while on medical leave
Hen accidentally fakes her death
Bobby admits to killing 148 people
Cyber attack on all of LA results in zoo animals roaming free
Chimney is experimented on by a psycho
The 118 get arrested for a bank heist
Eddie joins an illegal fighting ring
I need to know the ending votes!! 😅

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More people should watch Tiger & Bunny. For me. Or not for me I don't care just watch it please lmao
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Hello there! My name is Kanra, and I sell fandom inspired wax melts (and candles coming soon)!
This will be a pinned post with all of my available products as well as some frequently asked questions, but for now, consider this a base introduction post.
My fandoms (so far) include:
Star Wars: The Clone Wars (clones), Star Wars: The Bad Batch, Star Wars: Rebels, Final Fantasy, Genshin Impact, Honkai: Star Rail, Animal Crossing, Legend of Zelda, and Pokémon.
If you like cozy vibes and unique scent blends, please consider browsing my Etsy shop and picking up a scent or two. 🩷
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I still think that my favorite urban legend/folklore fact is that there are certain areas in New Orleans where you cannot get a taxi late at night not because it isn’t safe, but because taxi companies have had recurring problems of picking up ghosts in those areas who are not aware that they are dead and disappearing from the cab before reaching the destination and therefore stiffing the driver on the fare causing a loss for the company.
An occupational hazard of cab driving I had not previously considered
I love that the nola problem here is not “ghosts in my taxi cab,” but “ghosts are FUCKING BROKE DEAD BASTARDS & I GOT BILLS”
Horror is when ghosts get into cabs and scare drivers Magical realism is when cab companies have to develop policies to prevent ghastly fare-theft
In a book about the tsunami in Japan in 2011, the writer talked about how there was a huge increase in reports of ghostly activity. Apparently in Japan treating ghosts rudely is basically considered the stupidest thing you could possibly do. For months after the tsunami, taxi drivers would pick up a passenger only to have them give an address in one of the devastated areas. The cab driver often looked up halfway to the destination to find their fare had disappeared. Not wanting to be impolite to the person (even if they were dead) they’d drive to the address, open the door to let them out, then drive away.
me: *sobbing in the woods*
The eldritch horror that’s been watching me from behind a tree: ….Red Lobster’s hiring.
me: *turns around* oh shit fr?
Inspiration strikes in strange ways.

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TONIGHT. WE’RE DRINKING FROM THE POND.
where did op go?
i hope one day you wake up and feel better about everything