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I love nautical and seaside town horror stories. Tell me more about the fog and water that eats people
you ever been 24 minutes into a 47 minute long youtube video and you're randomly like wait i dont care about this at all. and just leave
Honestly I think we owe it all to tortillas
Shoutout to tortillas for making life worth it
three cheers for tortillas
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this headline should be “police kill innocent child in reckless firebombing”
The innocent boy’s name is Brett Rosenau. He was 15 years old, not 14 like some news outlets have reported. Here is a link to donate to his funeral expenses. His father, whom Brett is named after, was shot by police on December 31st, 2006. He was 24 years old and his son was months away from being born.
His mother Amanda Lopez has lost both her partner and son at the hands of police.
They knew a child was in the house. They found him & their suspect together, followed them home, watched them both enter the house, and used robots & drones to determine who was inside.
Brett & his father were Black.

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Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
Who makes the porn bots.
Where do they come from. What do
they hope to achieve.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.
do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?
My voice repeats what
you all say: I love you I
love you I love you.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.
Stop normalizing the grind and start normalizing whatever this is
Gift it to the goth girl to win her heart.
Stole a mermaid's actual fucking heart oh my God
when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

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I do understand that "intelligence tests" are inaccurate and stupid. That being said, does anyone want to see the IQ test question so terrible that I felt I had to stand up and leave the room?
I spent about ten minutes wondering how there could possibly be an "odd one out" that wasn't related to letters, vowels, consonants, or syllables. I tried desperately to remember any definitions or colloquial uses for these words that could make two of them synonyms or otherwise connect them.
Eventually, I selected "mitts" on the basis that it used a soft "i" sound while the others used hard "a" sounds, even though the question specifically said that wasn't the reason one word was an "odd one out."
That answer was correct. I scrolled down to see what their reasoning for why mitts was correct was...
...and had to restrain myself from putting a fist through the screen of my laptop.
Completely valid reasons to guess the word "mitts":
Mitts is the only word of the three that can't be a verb.
Mitts is the only plural listed.
Grate and blame end in the letter E, and mitts does not.
Grate and blame share a vowel sound.
Reasons to guess the word "mitts" if you're playing mental Calvinball:
Grate and blame can be "unscrambled" into Greta and Melba, which are names women can have!
this test is offensive to my daughters, Stimt and Mistt
my favorite part is the “fuck you” at the end lmaoooo
It’s the nonchalant walk away for me 🚶🏾♂️😩😩
this is just objectively funny though
Great joke tho? Who complained?
need a guy to flirt with me (i wouldn't be able to handle someone genuinely flirting with me)
I legit served a man at my last job who was fully covered in nazi symbols and shit. He was a proud actual real life nazi getting icecream in a family theme park and when he left I voiced my disgust to my coworkers on how security even let him in the gate wearing all of that. And you know what that bitch said? “Well some people are offended by your rainbow flag and you are allowed to wear it so he can too”. It’s not the fucking same. Don’t fucking compare the two
Nazis’ entire mission is to exterminate anyone who’s not exactly like them. It’s in no way comparable to “some people are offended”.
me: “I’d like to visibly exist without fear”
them: “I want to literally kill these people so that they stop existing”
centrists: “I don’t see the difference”

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We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched
Like there is nothing sexier hthan this
Can’t wait for OP to get scurvy
Are you under the impression that the ships themselves are what caused scurvy
Once again. Do you think this is the fault of the ships themselves
Been thinking about this queen again