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it's called a ball python because it is a python(š) that ball(š )
nothing in the rules says a python can't play basketball

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when youāre a gay lion and you accidentally tried to introduce your lesbian lioness friend to one of her own exes at a gay bar and she goes into the bathroom and bitches you out for not being able to tell her endlessly rotating cast of girlfriends apart which isnāt really fair because first of all they all keep dyeing their hair different colors and second of all she keeps getting back together with different ones at different times and meanwhile youāve beenĀ āsingleā for like 8 months but are spending a lot of time with one specific guy who works at your old co-op and were going to excitedly tell her about it tonight but now youāve ruined the whole subject of dating by trying to introduce her to her own ex at a gay bar (which is a watering hole. because youāre lions.)Ā
Because someone asked for the least skinky skink, may I please see the skinkiest skink that ever skinked in the history of skinks?
OH NO NO NO, YOU GET A DELUGE OF SKINKINESS!!!
Peterās Banded SkinkĀ (Scincopus fasciatus), family Scincidae, Morocco
photograph via:Ā Amphibians & Reptiles of Morocco
Müllerās Forest SkinkĀ (Sphenomorphus muelleri), family Scincidae, found in Indonesia
photographs byĀ Roots, Scoots, & Scales
Mainland She Oak SkinkĀ (Cyclodomorphus michaeli), mother with pups, family Scincidae, eastern Australia
photograph byĀ Ken Griffiths
Northern Blue-tongued SkinkĀ (Tiliqua scincoides intermedia), defensive display, family Scincidae, Cape York, QLD, Australia
photographs byĀ Brother-Nature
Fire SkinkĀ (Mochlus fernandi), family Scincidae, found in West Africa
* Also known by the scientific nameĀ Riopa fernandi.
Photograph byĀ Miniformat65
Yellow-belly Three-toed SkinkĀ (Saiphos equalis), family Scincidae, found in eastern Australia
The only species in this genus.
Coastal populations reproduce by laying eggs (oviparity), and mountain populations reproduce through live birth (viviparity).
photograph by Rebecca Pyles
Three Toed Earless SkinkĀ (Hemiergis decresiensis), family Scincidae, found in SE Australia
Viviparous (live bearing).
photograph byĀ Rob Valentic
African Red-sided SkinkĀ (Trachylepis perrotetii), family Scincidae, found in central Africa
photograph byĀ Dick Bartlett
Rainbow SkinkĀ (Mabuya margaritifera), family Scincidae, Langano, Ethiopia
Photograph by Volker Sthamer
McCoyās Elf SkinkĀ akaĀ Highlands Forest SkinkĀ (Anepischetosia maccoyi), family Scincidae, Australia
photograph by @skinkmania__
Great Desert SkinkĀ akaĀ Kintoreās SkinkĀ (Liopholis kintorei), family Scincidae, Kata Tjuta Nat Park, NT, Australia
These lizards live cooperatively in underground burrow systems, with siblings and offspring, as well as with unrelated individuals and pairs.
photograph byĀ Gary Stephenson
Prairie SkinkĀ (Plestiodon septentrionalis), male, family Scincidae, Kansas, USA
photograph byĀ Katelyn Kuhens

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Honestly, Tvyek is pretty miraculous. Itās permeable to water vapor but not to water, itās nearly impossible to tear, but can be easily cut. Itās cheap and made entirely without binding chemicals. In addition to being used for wristbands, itās used to wrap construction sites to keep out water during construction, for tear-resistant envelopes at Fed-Ex, coveralls for mechanics, and my wallet, actually.
Fun tip, though it looks like paper, Tyvek is plastic, and cannot be recycled with paper.
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I didnāt even know it had a name
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I love how varied and universally weird the circumstances for making lifelong friendships are. Here's this guy I accidentally messaged once and I could not imagine my life without them now. Here's this girl I was so scared of when I met her, I would kill for her and remind her to rest on the regular. Here's this other guy we have so much in common we used to joke we were the same person in different timelines. It took us years to meet in person and I attended his wedding. There are also people who entered my life in absolutely unremarkable ways but changed it forever for the better. It's wonderful how easy it is to find people to love.
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Sup tf2 tumblr!! Got a work in progress of a lip sync animation with Scout- just gotta clean it up n all that >:3
Some day I want to see a show that does the āno filler episodesā thing from the opposite direction. Just a whole season worth of low-stakes character pieces that seem to move the overall story absolutely nowhere, then episode 26 pulls all the triggers at once and this massive Rube Goldberg machine of a plot the showās been quietly setting up in the background the whole time hits you like a truck.
Incredible one-liners as always

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dawn dimmadome? wife of doug dimmadome, owner of the dimmsdale dimmadome?
actually she took the dimmadome in the dimmadivorce
Happy Pride Month everyone! Remember 4 months ago when the CEO of this platform harassed and chased a trans woman off this website just for posting her transition timeline, then chased her to other social media platforms to continue harassing her, and threatened to call the FBI if she continued disputing the multiple dubious terminations of her blogs that did not violate tumblr's terms of service in any way? And despite tumblr staff insisting that the CEO was acting against their interests, the broad transmisogyny evident in the site's culture and moderation policy has still not been adequately addressed?
Remember that staff is continuing to nuke the blogs of trans women even after all of this. Remember this post when they call this site the queerest place on the internet again this month
It's 2 years later. It's gotten worse. Happy pride month.
happy pride month my friends <3
basically, i think the general rule of thumb is: if someone REALLY wants the blood thatās inside of your body, and theyāre like⦠a vampire, or a dracula, or some sort of mansquito, then thatās probably okay. a dracula and a mansquito are made for removing things like blood and swords from inside your body. thatās basically fine.
if something wants to get at your blood, and theyāre, say, some kind of murdersaurus, or maybe a really big frog, thatās where the problems start to arise. a really frog is not made for removing blood, and your blood knows this, which is why it is so vehement about wanting to stay IN your body instead of coming out.Ā
unfortunately this will not deter a really big frog, because a really big frog is full of things like prizes, and value, and quite a lot of hatred, and it would REALLY rather like to replace any and all of those things with your blood, and basically by any means possible.
These words scan with a fantastic degree of confidence considering that together they make no sense at all
i have too much joie de vivre for this
iām so serious when i say excessive fear of being annoying/creepy/taking up peopleās energy etc holds us back. it seems like itās just little things but they add up. over the past month iāve ordered food and drinks almost exclusively by asking ādo you have a favorite?ā and i know if i said that on twitter or wherever ppl would dogpile me for demanding emotional labor of servers or w/e but every single person iāve asked has seemed genuinely psyched to answer! i donāt ask if itās busy obvi, and use a phrasing that gives them the easy out of āi donāt have oneāā but no one has taken it! the girl at the cafe confessed to me with something like conspiracy in her voice how everybody raves about the gluten free chocolate chip cookies and sure, theyāre great, but the delicious, fluffy homemade waffles are RIGHT THERE. the barbera the bartender recommended was actually kind of awful but it broke the ice and we ended up talking for like 45 minutes. the bodega guy declared that he usually makes himself a burger but tonight was āa breakfast sandwich nightā and tbh he was totally right. it WAS a breakfast sandwich night
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Slight correction to a lot of the comments--it's not "Baking guy plays piano too," it's "Piano guy bakes too"
Inspired by the entertainers of Bermudaās āgolden ageā, composer and pianist Dylan Hollis is hard at work on what he does best ā creating mu
I was trying to track down a non-soundcloud version of Chords of Humanity, the song he wrote that when he was 17 was used by Doctors Without Borders, and instead found that it was used in a Fallout New Vegas mod that he may also have made at 17?
A Large Expansive Quest Mod has the courier travelling across Post-Apocalyptic America. To reunite the Rockwell People with their Superstruc
which is a sequel to another mod that's also credited to a Dylan Hollis, which I'm not necessarily assuming is him. Could have been a different Dylan Hollis who happened to have found the song by searching his name--oh, wait, there's a video of game play (with the song as background), and there's a tiny bit of voice acting...yeah, that's him.
More people finding out his Fallout affinity thanks to this shirt
I think that Xena, for all of its ridiculousness and cheesiness, did a better job of conveying the allure of evil than just about any other series I've ever seen. Like it understands that violence, no matter how justifiably it starts out, is addictive, and that hatred poisons you until you can't feel real joy anymore, and it's strange to me that I've never seen it laid out so simply elsewhere.
...so THAT'S what sleeper cell activation feels like. Because yes, YES, LET'S TALK ABOUT THIS, because Xena is such an interesting lightning-in-a-bottle-case study! While I would never discount the work done by the writers, Xena as a show is almost perfectly positioned both historically and structurally to consistently explore that theme.
The first puzzle piece is that Xena was a syndicated show at the tail end of syndication's total dominance of a distribution model. For those too young to remember a time when ongoing plots and prestige dramas weren't the norm, syndication is big part of why older television shows almost entirely kept plots contained to one or two episodes rather than having them span seasons. See, when a show is syndicated, it is licensed out to individual television stations/affiliates to be aired as reruns. The individual station chooses when to air them and in what order, and whether to just skip episodes they don't like in favor of the ones most likely to draw eyeballs, etc etc. The more a show is licensed, the more money you make on it, so there is an incentive to make each episode standalone to make them appealing to each station by enabling them to toss on whatever episodes they like without it being a problem for the casual viewer. Also, before streaming, easy access to dvds and episode recording, and the like, a show could not assume that even its fans would have necessarily have seen every episode. "Catching up" was not an easy thing, and reserved for the most dedicated, doing shit like physically mailing bootleg tapes! Therefore, shows needed to have a consistent formula that didn't lock out the person who couldn't watch last week for whatever reason. Characters remained within more of a status quo. Xena is a "monster of the week" style show, like X-Files. I mention X-Files intentionally, because it was one of the first to really break that no-ongoing-plots structure, and that shift affected its contemporaries, like Xena, who also started to follow suit.
That alone doesn't account for Xena being so primed to explore those themes, of course. Even staying within the same fictional universe, Hercules (which Xena is a spin-off of) and Young Hercules don't even come close to Xena's complexity on the subject. But that's because Xena's premise is perfectly positioned to interact with those practical constraints for this outcome in a way those shows aren't. The status quo that syndication demands remain mostly in intact is that 1) Xena was evil and really good at it, 2) she is trying to do good in the world now as penance but can never undo what she has done. Every episode is about Xena trying to save people while dealing with the consequences of her actions as a warlord. The fact that she was evil cannot be changed or diluted nor can the fact that she must continue trying to redeem herself, otherwise the show is over or is unrecognizable to the casual viewer. But this is also an action show, sometimes cartoonishly so, so she must also be fighting consistently! The core spectacle is violence and the core story is why violence is often evil. There is an inherent tension there that the writers either needed to interrogate earnestly or ignore, and they chose the honest, interesting route. They gave Xena a costar who is innocent and principled but loves Xena, and had her always asking why and trying to understand how Xena could be that person, while being put under similar pressures herself. They had Xena continue to use the tools she has, including violence, for good ends, and wrestled with the answers as to why that was ok, why the violence she did then and the violence she did now were differentāand sometimes decided they weren't. They showed Xena struggling with falling back into those old habits because they are seductive and easy.
If someone asked "are there so many episodes of Xena where you find out someone tried to get her to change her ways many years ago and failed because that is a really great standalone premise, or because violence as a tool and power and vengeance as motivators are corruptive and hard to stop using once you start," the answer is yes. The show is cyclical because violence is. But also because it is syndicated.
It's fucking rad and interesting.