sweet like honey, fuzzy like sheep- that's a beep!

The African American Smithsonian.

I think if staff couldn’t kick them out, these people should still be forced to write a 3 page paper (each) focused on one exhibit they had to interact with, if they wanted to continue staying

I also imagine he kinda stretches like a cat

Oh noooooo! Oh nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Poor guy :,( When he's told adults as a kid and now AS an adult himself telling Robert about what the Z Team is doing to him he's like "T-They're b-boiling me again!" and Robert is concerned and like "Huh?" cause what do you mean the team is BOILING YOU AGAIN?! How the FUCK are they BOILING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE?!

And Waterboy realizes it's not the right word when Robert asks "What do you mean boiling?" and so Waterboy tries to spell it out. But his stutter doesn't help so he cant get past B so he sighs, has Robert follow him and he writes the word on a piece of paper and has Robert look before it gets completely ruined. Robert reads 'bullying' and he's like "Oh. Okay. I'll talk to them about it." Meanwhile Galen is at his desk like 0-0 cause he thinks the Z Team is boiling poor Waterboy alive and he actually likes Waterboy.

there’s sixteen Colorado counties that their most searched was “wolf furry”, plus thirty-odd counties (not counting either Arapahoe or any of the ones marked here as “Insufficient Data”) which may well have had plenty of searches for “wolf furry”, just fewer than for whatever they’re labeled here

and “skunk furry” searches in Arapahoe County outnumbered “wolf furry” searches in the entire state of Colorado

And it pissed me off so badly that I spent the ENTIRE WORK DAY today compiling evidence from every project my team has ever done for her, pulling past emails she’d sent us, putting together an entire case proving that she had been the problem all along. That she got projects mixed up, that she’d made requests that were nonsensical, literally everything you could possibly imagine. Screenshots of emails, reports we’d submitted, EVERYTHING.

This woman in particular has been terrorizing my team for years, her name is almost a slur in my office, I had simply had ENOUGH of her.

I put all of this evidence together and sent it to all of my bosses at 4:30pm. Then I took a long break to eat a sweet treat and drink some tea.

After my break, my bosses all called in an emergency meeting with me and they said they read my report and fucking loved it. And I sat on a teams call with my boss’ boss as she wrote my nemesis the scathing email I had always fantasized about sending, using the evidence I’d compiled, and hit send.