joel - they/them

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free:  pouring river water in your socks

why would i do that lmao

it’s quick, it’s easy and it’s free

if the tech teacher doesn't know what linux is then he deserves whatever mayhem this middle schooler is going to inflict

shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010

As is tradition in tumblr culture the locals unearth the corpse of a long deceased figure and drag it across the streets merrily, laughing at what is preserved of the person’s words. This custom, seen as morbid in other cultures, is instead done gleefully and with an unmatched enthusiasm

You are a wizard's apprentice working on a detect life spell. You finish it up and when you cast it you see life on every surface of the laboratory except the surfaces where a bottle of alcohol spilled. You have doubly discovered hand sanitizer and cleanliness.