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Contemporary art haters will be like "i don't get it" and then not read the title or artist statement or the medium or the year or

"🥪" is shorthand for "🍞🧀🍅🥬🍞"

I love how Zohran Mamdani is wearing a suit everywhere. And if he has anything else he puts it ON TOP of the suit. A basketball jersey. A high-vis vest. All worn over the suit. He’s like the mayor character in a cartoon who’s always dressed as The Mayor. If I didn’t know who he was and he biked past me in NYC I’d be like holy shit was that the mayor

working at a university really makes any romance set among college undergraduates unreadable but ESPECIALLY the dark romances where they're supposed to be like sinister mastermind daddy doms. he's 20 years old dude. there's a good chance he doesn't know how to do laundry. I know a guy who was living in a house with 4 other dudes when he was 20 and they were all sharing one fork. that guy's not leading the college mafia.

I have undergrads who still ask for permission to swear and use the bathroom in non-classroom social settings. most powerful men in the world my ass.

do not multitask before bed you will have dreams that combine them. I was not prepared for the dnp x law and order x historical fictional queer romance extravaganza special

i was hanging out with dan and he was sorting through an immense amount of paperwork and he said “did you know historically all prisons were made with only allen key type screws. phil is seeing if that’s true and is trying to take apart a prison piece by piece”. and then phil did and he started a crime wave 👍

the world's smallest carnivore is called the "least weasel" 😭😭 i'm dying but like if it's the smallest carnivore then it sure is the least amount of weasel you can have 😭😭😭

Immediately I love him

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