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breaking news: villain who seemed reasonably well motivated and level headed for 80% of the story has begun throwing cars full of children around like they think theyre godzilla. experts are calling this a totally rational extension of their character. dont worry about it.

PHRASE ADDED TO INVENTORY!

Saw a tweet about mamdani solving the astrophage crisis and now im just imagining them sending mamdani to space

I consider myself a real hater but sometimes you really do go too far with haterism. once I had to break mutuals with someone bc they hated the entire art form of poetry and the final straw was when they started hateposting about soup. The food

my favoritest thing in hermitcraft fanfiction is when it takes place in a pseudo-minecraft fantasy realm but the hermits are still sometimes described with their nationalities. like okay this is a world where magic exists and you can respawn after you die and the entirety of reality sometimes gets new features added and new worlds can be created out of thin air, each with their own accompanying otherworldly pocket dimensions, and some people have special admin powers that allow them to alter the fabric of reality, and gods/cosmic horror monsters/a weird cult called the Watchers may or may not inhabit the spaces in between existence. also Canada exists. Canada exists here and we are not going to address it

if joe hills is in it then you kinda can't get around the existence of nashville tenessee

i like to think they have a large Earth Server that experiences real world events n some of them come from there n others come from regular servers

does anyone else's brain really like to mash together sentences in languages that have no business being mashed. was petting one of our cats and thought with full confidence "この gatinho es とても wunderbar" and didn't reigster that it was wrong at first. ich bin cooked.

I do love how many shenanigans Wels either dupes or starts due to his experience as a paralegal. Like in season 8 him pointing out to - clearly, two scamming business men xB and Hypno - that their legal wording in their book was not very air tight and allowed for loopholes he could exploit if he simply weren't too good of a guy not to - but he is the best guy so don't worry guys, I won't scam your scam. Or season 10 with his and Hypno's neighbor war where Hypno told him to take his bridge down and Wels was like 😇 "but he never said I couldn't build an underground tunnel connecting our bases." Like what a shithead, what an absolutely malicious compliance nuisance. I love him dearly.

they didn't even link the post I can't even read the replies or nothing. starting shit for no reason. unbelievable website

I find it so sad when people present the history of hermitcraft as "generikb left so xisuma took over as admin and leader". like noooooo you're doing such a disservice to the chaotic group project that is hermitcraft. xisuma took on responsibility for the physical server hosting, yes, but Joe Hills broke the decision stalemate (via coup) and Hypno took the website and Cleo arrived to join the council (of people who actually go to meetings and do admin) and welsknight stood up to rap battle anyone necessary and tango came on as tech support and keralis came on as hardware sugardaddy (where's beef's new mouse?) and there's more and more and more. there's no leader of hermitcraft (Joe stood down immediately after the coup) and everyone has a veto. a lone leader would have fallen by now, it's the work of every hermit that makes the server strong