in retrospect, yikes

some octopus had 900 hours in Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and you just fuckin stole his 3DS

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

“scientists don’t want you know” is a phrase that always cracks me up because if you actually meet a scientist they will be shaking and crying like an overstimulated chihuahua with the need to let you know

Be kind to trans women or die by my sword

Respect trans men or die by my axe

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)

”Explain yourself” followed by “stop making excuses” has always baffled me because the fuck you think explaining myself is????

"only 90s kids remember-" wrong, if you're poor and/or rural enough, old tech and fashion doesn't just disappear when it stops being trendy. We had dial-up until 2012

black mackerel tabby with high white spotting

smirking bastard with grievous grin

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

gato’s allegory of the fishtank